Closet Lock

A person of the opposite gender with whom a homosexual flirts to attempt to remain 'in the closet.'

Roseanne is Ryan's closet lock. He's totally gay but pretends to flirt with her so nobody will suspect.

by IHatePoorna April 22, 2011

meat lockas

Meat lockas are when somebody has really big hands that are good for locking meat. As in eating a lot of food. Mainly noticed on men with big hands or even gorillas.

Girl 1: "DUANGGG girl you see that guys hands?"
Girl 2: "let me look!"
Girl 2" "WOW those are some big meat lockas"
Girl 1: "I'd like to see those in action"

by meatlockaenvy July 7, 2011

Caps Lock Mode

When a person on a forum or chat room is either extremely excited or angry, they put on caps lock for more than 5 minutes. May also use many exclamation marks, making them an "exclamation whore" in "caps lock mode".

<AlkazarPwns>: WOULD YOU SHUT UP I AM SO SICK OF YOUR BULLSHIT! YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME! UGH!
<Samantha1786>: Good god, would you get out of caps lock mode and type like a person who isn't on the internet for the first time in their lives?

by tendollarlameo July 14, 2011

homework lockdown

staying in your house rather than going out to party in order to get a long homework assignment finished

He's in Mandarin homework lockdown learning to count to 100 by tomorrow.

by RockerHZ September 30, 2011

Immortal Lock

When something is guaranteed for all eternity

Jimi Hendrix is an immortal lock for the best guitarist to ever live.

by RHCP1010 June 13, 2012

jizz lock

When getting lockjaw from giving so many blowjobs and eating the cum

Sarah: Ohw youd doingh?
Jim: What? I can't understand you at all.
Danny: She's got jizz lock from all that blowbang she did last night.
Sarah: ugh huhh.

by MaxPowerCOO October 4, 2013

Cock Locked

The opposite of "cock blocked". When a man will certainly be getting it on with a woman.

Damn, he pulled out all the moves tonight, pulling out her chair, opening doors and shit; chicks dig that. He's definitely cock locked.

by poopookachoo November 7, 2013