Feekie Knees: Noun (n) & Verb (V).
When you take your time to fish out a nice, soft & fresh piece of poo with a high end fishbowl net. You put your chosen turd in one hand (Palm up & hand flat). You the smear the poo evenly in both hands, the proceed to massage it into both knees at the same time, while repeating: “ Feekies on my Knees, Feekies on my Knees, I got Feekies on my knees, ya Feekies o on my knees! The practice of Feekie Knees is quite good for the patellas as well as the souls.
When you take your time to fish out a nice, soft & fresh piece of poo with a high end fishbowl net. You put your chosen turd in one hand (Palm up & hand flat). You the smear the poo evenly in both hands, the proceed to massage it into both knees at the same time, while repeating: “ Feekies on my Knees, Feekies on my Knees, I got Feekies on my knees, ya Feekies o on my knees! The practice of Feekie Knees is quite good for the patellas as well as the souls.
My soul is hurt and needs healing. I’ll just grab my Fish net and relax to some Feekie Knees.
Ow! My knees! Awe crap no pun intended, I forgot my fish net and now I cannot perform the Feekie Knees.
Hey can I borrow some Feekies? My knees sure are sore.
Excuse me Pastor? Yes my child? Can you bless these feekies? I have a ball game and I “KNEEd” to cleanse my soul. No problem my child, but remember like Jesus turned water into wine, you my son can turn food into feekies.
Ow! My knees! Awe crap no pun intended, I forgot my fish net and now I cannot perform the Feekie Knees.
Hey can I borrow some Feekies? My knees sure are sore.
Excuse me Pastor? Yes my child? Can you bless these feekies? I have a ball game and I “KNEEd” to cleanse my soul. No problem my child, but remember like Jesus turned water into wine, you my son can turn food into feekies.
by Muffriend April 17, 2024
Get the Feekie Kneesmug. by nomadhacker November 5, 2019
Get the knee-boogersmug. by boingjoun June 13, 2019
Get the Knee Knockermug. She's got natural curves, but some whack knees. She looks like a marshmallow with a toothpick stuck through it.
by ManChild18 September 5, 2022
Get the Whack Kneesmug. when you're you get so nervous you feel like you're knees are gonna fall off like an apple on an apple treeeeeeee
"hey, are you nervous?"
"no..."
"yes, you are"
"okay fine. how'd you know?"
" because you have apple knees"
"no..."
"yes, you are"
"okay fine. how'd you know?"
" because you have apple knees"
by KIyayayayayaah March 2, 2018
Get the apple kneesmug. Someone who is sexually attracted to women named Natsuki and hates people named johnny Arden also likes to look at natsuki picturees
by jdal;kflksdf;lkajsdfl;kajsdsjf November 2, 2020
Get the Arden Kneemug. strep knee
noun
A bizarre and dramatic immune response where your knee swells up like a grapefruit because your body decides to fight strep throat… in your leg.
Origin: Coined by a concerned patient and an equally baffled doctor, "strep knee" occurs when your immune system gets the memo about a strep infection (even secondhand from your niece) and goes rogue—attacking your joints instead of just your throat.
Joint Havoc (J.H.): A medically unverified condition where your knee revolts due to strep knee
Symptoms:
-One tragically swollen knee
-Joints that feel like they’ve been personally offended
-Fatigue that rivals a toddler after a sugar crash
-A mysterious limp that screams “I swear I’m not faking it”
-Googling “why is my knee mad at me?” at 2 a.m.
-Googling "can your knee be dramatic" and feeling seen
-Physical therapist side-eye followed by, “Well, that’s new…”
noun
A bizarre and dramatic immune response where your knee swells up like a grapefruit because your body decides to fight strep throat… in your leg.
Origin: Coined by a concerned patient and an equally baffled doctor, "strep knee" occurs when your immune system gets the memo about a strep infection (even secondhand from your niece) and goes rogue—attacking your joints instead of just your throat.
Joint Havoc (J.H.): A medically unverified condition where your knee revolts due to strep knee
Symptoms:
-One tragically swollen knee
-Joints that feel like they’ve been personally offended
-Fatigue that rivals a toddler after a sugar crash
-A mysterious limp that screams “I swear I’m not faking it”
-Googling “why is my knee mad at me?” at 2 a.m.
-Googling "can your knee be dramatic" and feeling seen
-Physical therapist side-eye followed by, “Well, that’s new…”
Usage:
“Yeah, I didn’t even have strep throat, but now I’m limping because of strep knee.”
"I went to urgent care for a sore throat and left with a knee brace—turns out it was strep knee, because apparently my immune system has a flair for drama."
“Yeah, I didn’t even have strep throat, but now I’m limping because of strep knee.”
"I went to urgent care for a sore throat and left with a knee brace—turns out it was strep knee, because apparently my immune system has a flair for drama."
by notangieeeanggg April 11, 2025
Get the Strep Kneemug.