Jonathan

A little red headed bitch.

Jonathan is a little red headed bitch

by Monsterschlong69 March 2, 2024

Jonathon Atkinson

The wildest dude you’ll ever meet. Hypnotically caucasian, with quite a large nose. Usually plays sports on the low key. Something like soccer or tennis or cheerleading but never football. Quite a large nose, but a good guy. Also quite queer. Not always gay, or trans, depends on the day. Large nose, and a gay persona, overall a good friend. Weird hair though. Head shaped like a triangle.

Man, Jonathon Atkinson was acting really gay last night.

by Amongle_4 March 7, 2024

Jonathan

Jonathan is a stick niga that gets ghosted by a yuchen and offers drugs to the girl after sex. He finishes in the amount of time it takes for a girl to run away from him, 1 second. He abuses women on the daily and this homeless poor broke bitch boy doesnt sleep and spends his day jacking off to feet pics and photos of literal pieces of shit.

Timmy shat his pants and was quickly devoured by Jonathan (Jonathan came a little at the sight of shit).
This nigga Jonathan owes me money.

by Lucas Cheng March 23, 2024

Jonathan

Also goes my Creeper. Which is quite accurate considering he touches little boys while pretending to be a woman. No one likes Jonathan.

Jonathan was caught in the Pre K bathrooms! Someone call the cops!

by Nepsahe April 7, 2024

JonaTHON

An event exclusive to slower people who think they can run. Often given by coaches and team recommendations.

"hey have you seen the JonaTHON races yet?"
"yeah the new record of 1 hour was set, the 100 is really tough for some people"

by GreyPjamas April 8, 2024

Jonathan Gonzalez

Handsome young man

Lucas: Jonathan Gonzalez is a handsome young man

by JonathanGonzalez April 11, 2024

Jonathan Garnham

Small, feminine man who teaches Computer Science

Person 1: "Oh, is that Jonathan Garnham?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's a small feminine man who teaches Computer Science!"

by big gazza 194 April 16, 2024