Joey-ism

Random and often hilariously unbelievable sentences or phrases spoken by famous socialite and reality TV star, Joey Essex

A classic Joey-ism is "I know who Richard and Judy are."
"Who are they?"
"Aren't they the first man and woman on Earth?"

by Eddie Lizzard December 9, 2013

Pulling a Joey

To extend an invite to a group of friends only to back out of the plans yourself.

"Man he's really pulling a Joey with this whole guys night thing. At least everyone made it out."

by Rhomtein July 26, 2017

Joey

Joey is a guy that is generous. But be the person that could make the class laugh. He has the heart of gold. He will always make the room laugh in any sanario and will always be there for you.

Hey there is joey!!

by Kylie Mcfumbli November 4, 2021

Joey

If you're name is Joey, chances are you are an amazing guitar player and get all the bitches. You are really cool and sexy mf pimp. Also you are a baby kangaroo.

Do you know the guitar player Joey?
I have a crush on Joey.

by Don Jose Bud September 14, 2022

Joey

that kid everyone loves because he cant stop making people laugh. usually has curly hair glasses and sometimes acts like he snorted ramen powder. he loves to announce when hes horny and constantly tells us hes working. hes a good guy and loves to hang out with friends, but loves money more and refuse to hang out because he has work.

oh wow it joey. oh, hes horny and running at me with a 14.4 second 100m dash time.

by Bagelbot15 September 27, 2019

Joey

A boy who is thiccccc asf and is a real cutie

Joeys got a thiccccc butt

by Joey fine asf December 25, 2018

Joey

Chubby rat pack who’s diet consists of dried pig skin and ketchup . If you ever come across a “Joey “ they are most likely a rapist or a sexual predator .

Stay away from him bro he’s such a Joey

by Lambcurryforeskinmuncher69 May 6, 2020