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Joey Jiggles

by Michael Glen June 5, 2025
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Joey S.

A dude who only bangs 4s and below
Did you see what Joey S. Took to that steakhouse last night she was a 4 at best and I heard she friendzoned him
by Funny Guy6373748848484 June 14, 2025
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Joey Terrifying

Shaggy: I'm so scary, they call me

Joey Terrifying. Did you know that?

You: yeah

Shaggy: No you didn't I was lying
by Grishnakhc February 22, 2026
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Joey Crow

Chicagoland slang for tequila, most often José Cuervo.
“Can we get to Wrigley a little early this time? I want a few shots of Joey Crow in me before the jagoffs start pregaming at Sluggers.”
by irishdionysus March 27, 2026
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Clean Joey

When somebody sucks the shit out of an asshole, cleaning the rectum of toxins.
Jon was prepping himself for anal with a banana that he planned to eat afterwards, so he asked Sarah to give him a clean joey so he could properly enjoy eating it.
by PGVaginamort November 18, 2016
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Feeding the Joey

Feeding the joey is the act of doing a reverse kanga and holding a midget upside down feet first while s/he blows you. The result is that you are a concerned Kangaroo mother feeding the Joey or kangaroo baby.
"How did your date with Bridget the Midget go last night?"

"Nice. I ended up feeding the joey, she has very grippable ankles."
by Raypower March 27, 2009
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Jersey Joey

A rare breed indeed. Jersey Joey is a rumored creature feature of the Grateful Dead touring circuit in 1980's and 1990's East Coast, Floridian, and most especially, Minnesotan tribes.

A jolly scallywag, the mythical Joey is thought to have the spicy bite of a pirate and the warmth of a gentle giant.

According to cultural anthropologist Ethan Tuttle, "The Joey's main identifying feature markers are swaths of brown hair strands and straw-like fragments of some kind of protective hat."

As of 2016, all hobbyist sightings are unverified and anecdotal evidence can only be traced to the realm of pulp speculation.

One such anecdote marks the Jersey Joey as being composed of a composite of "Hagrid, you know that tall guy from Harry Potter, and the Grey Daddy (a reference to the late Jerry Garcia)."

As of 2016, all hobbyist sightings are unverified and anecdotal evidence can only be traced to the realm of pulp speculation.

In line with the folklore tradition, Joey can be lured with an offering of Cajun gumbo, a strain of Colorado marijuana grass called Blue Petunia, and dried jerky product.

The Joey's voice is thought to be something of a raspy, lightly-peppered whisper. An unconfirmed and mostly inaudible recording is rumored to drawl "anybody got a light?"

Note, dependent on regional flavor, the Jersey Joey might be referred to as Papa Joey, Joey the Pirate, The Joester, Ja-Ja, and most bizarrely, simply Joey.
"I heard you don't wanna mess around with Jersey Joey's 52 Card Pickup."
by Gonzo 659 August 17, 2016
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