internet says hello

When little kids learn "grown up" words/customs, thanks to the INTERNET.
A way to explain how the kid knows to another baffled elder.

Little Timmy: I know what masturbation is!
John: Dude, how does your 7 year old brother know this?!
Bob: Yeah, internet says hello.

by Tsunami Chris August 7, 2007

interneteresting

Something interesting from the internet

that site is very interneteresting

by GLightnin7 October 8, 2008

Internet trash

When you rather have the internet than your friends. You have a Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Wattpad, and even MySpace account! You get a billion notifications because of subscription box or because you need to do something! You read, watch videos, blog, play games, chat, email, listen to music and ignore all outside life like most people that are reading are! lol! It's okay because most people are internet trash!

"Omg!! Aren't we all internet trash?!"

by Panic! At the references! October 25, 2016

Interceptor

Another term for your ever faithful rubber cumstopper (condom).

Did you shag her raw or were you wearing an interceptor?

by soulglider September 19, 2009

internet-famous

When you get famous on the Internet but nobody knows what you look like. And if they do, they've seen 1 or 2 pictures of you giving the finger or posing for the camera.

Maddox is the most Internet-famous person you'll never see.

by Didda Tinkle July 1, 2004

Internet

a place where 2930 pound 13 year old girls can pretend to be a slim 100 pound 18 year old with doudble D breast.

by 60kaerfsmis August 27, 2003

internet

porn funnel

by Anonymous June 8, 2003