Skip to main content

humpfh

a word used in text, but is much moch more difficult to say (just try saying the h), and is therefore mostly used on MSN, it is intended to make the aurthor seem near boredom, but infact macks them look like a deranged retard with no controll of thier fingers
emotwatimsodepressed says:
I just had a drop of £5 from my £30 weekly pocket money!
derangedretard says:
humpfh
emotwatimsodepressed says:
is there something work with your hands? *sob*
by cray November 1, 2005
mugGet the humpfh mug.

camels hump

because camels... becase camels they just hump.
by cricaca June 5, 2003
mugGet the camels hump mug.

bump humper

The name given to someone who enjoys sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman
We all knew that Craig found pregnant women attractive, but I never realised that he was a bump humper.
by Wednesday Club King February 2, 2010
mugGet the bump humper mug.

humpdity dumpdity

When a girl has to shit when you give her anal and she pops it out when your still in.
What the fuck bitch!? A humpdity dumpdity? Come on!
by Boyzee Bonkers July 6, 2008
mugGet the humpdity dumpdity mug.

Humpf

Every posibly curseword to ever exist in one word.
"humpf timon humpf" Timon:"dude! you cant say that"
by jajaYAAA February 3, 2020
mugGet the Humpf mug.

leg-humper

Someone who is always hugging somebody or sitting on their lap, especially if they are petty, anal-retentive, and a control freak. See Ellen; usually a spoiled brat.
This girl in my French class is a leg-humper.
by Shawn B. April 3, 2003
mugGet the leg-humper mug.

Face Humper

A "Face Humper" is someone of low self esteem that only gets gratification from liking everything that someone else puts up on Facebook, usually extremely needy and annoying to boot.

Other forms of face humping include posting randomly shit comments on everyone's status's that to be quite frank should join the famous quote "if you haven't got anything good to say, don't say it"

These Face Humping low lives often like to get involved in others people shit without having anything to do with it often sparking arguments between people just to fulfil some part of their ultimately needy persona, in a way to feel in the crowd when they are so far outside the crowd they cant even realise that they have no life outside of Facebook.
A Face Humper would be that annoying person you cant even remember adding who likes and comments on everything you every put up on Facebook.
by ILiketurtles69er March 30, 2011
mugGet the Face Humper mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email