Cursed human

A human who is so cursed they live beyond the realm of normal society. They usually have very obscure habits and surround themselves with cursed energy. The reason for their existence is unknown and is great mystey which is probably not meant to be solved.

@atoolred is such a cursed human, he's so cursed we barley know anything about him

by 12FFEJ May 28, 2020

Human Cat

A person named mike who acts like a cat and preys on baseball dads

Baseball player: This human cat named mike had sex with my dad Bob and then made us feed him cabbage.

Baseball player 2: Oh he is my baseball coach he has autism, he runs around in the outfield when we are taking BP.

Baseball player 1: what a retard

by Johnny Big Mac 1215 August 9, 2021

Human Beanbag

When someone (usually a woman) sits on your face or body for long periods of time in a dominant manner with sexual connotations

"I wish Lady Dimitrescu would use me as a human beanbag."

by rektx May 22, 2021

human shoulder

A large sweaty mass of a person who's proportions make him/her resemble a walking, talking shoulder.

Rich, I can't take it anymore. The Human Shoulder's incessant whining and loudspeaker voice are driving me insane.

by zm July 25, 2003

Human Error

An error which is caused by human mistakes (usually French people)

Shit I made a mistake, this human error will be why we die :( I prolly made this mistake because I'm French :/ Oui oui baguette croissant

by Im-not-French December 14, 2021

human killer

when somebody lies about everything for attention, they may lie about such things as killing people, being the number one kung-fu ist in the world, and also losing your virginity at the age of four

oh for fucks sake human killer is coming over

by piju2piufvwer July 6, 2009

Therapy human

A friend who acts as everyones therapist without them knowing or without them wanting to, a person who has to deal with everyone's problems.

"Your my therapy human! "

by Booperdoopergirl November 8, 2019