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hook

A type of bowling release that causes the ball to curve, instead of go straight, towards its target.
Your ball has some serious hook on it, Carolyn!
by Ten-Pin Master June 13, 2008
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red hook

1. A symptom of a disease called Redhooker's Disease in which a man's penis bends in more than a 90 degree angle.
2. A person from Red Hook, New York.

Many have noted that the first and second terminology frequently overlap eachother, as people from Red Hook have ritual for when baby boys are born. Like circumsision, the boys have their penises physically altered when they are in their young malleable states. Though unlike circumcision, the penis is held between two bricks for over 48 hours, which make the boys have a penis that is generally more acute than that of a right angle. It is also supposedly derived that the name Red Hook comes from this ritual which began in the 1600's. Red Hooking (the art of bending your penis) is also somewhat a rite of passage. There's an old saying in Red Hook that implies that the penis must be more than 90 degrees curved upward. If the angle doesn't reach the numbers of 90 degrees, the boy will continue putting bricks on his penis until this happens (though many are excommunicated from Red Hook because once a penis has formed in the normal fashion, it is difficult to alter its shape.)
Doctor's of other cities were stumped when they came upon a child whose penis was extremely curved and red. The doctors later found out that this was the doing of an ritual that is held in Red Hook New York.

This is a simulated dialogue that frequently occurs for those who leave Red Hook.
Male#1: "Hey you came back?"
Male#2: "Yeah."
Male#1: "Why so soon? College wasn't finished was it?"
Male#2: "No but, all the guys made fun of me for my overly curved penis and I could never get with any girl..."
Male#1: "Don't worry, it happens to the best of us. Atleast we love curved penises here in Red Hook!"
by sean-kun September 27, 2007
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Hooker

1: prostitute, usually a woman who offers herself for sexual intercourse in exchange for money or drugs
3: terrible management of your fantasy sports team
My buddy paid for a hooker in Vegas.

or

I pulled a hooker in my fantasy football league and didn't win a single game.
by RachHarding December 28, 2007
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Hook and book

A slang term from cops meaning arresting someone. Hook is handcuffing someone and book is booking them in jail.
Paul: I got pulled over for my 5th speeding ticket this morning.

Mike: Damn, Dude! I'm surprised the cop didn't hook and book you right there.

Paul: Man I wouldn't survive in prison.
by artorius1990 October 20, 2011
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Hook up hippo

The animal mascot of hooking up or potential hook ups.

Formed by projecting both index fingers from forehead to form hippo ears, and then bending knees.
Person One: Look at Matt and Alyssa, they just kissed.

Person Two: Hook up hippo!!! *does gesture*
by Señorita Christine March 14, 2009
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hoodsie

A hot girl that is much younger than the middle age guy she is dating.
"Man, nadia is so fine". "Whats you problem dude, you like all those hoodsies. You got to date girls your own age".
by Richie Pimental February 11, 2009
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fish hook freddie

when your doing a girl from behind, you pull out stick both pointer fingers in her butt and then give her a double fish hook.
yesterday, i was at ashleys and while we were going at it i gave her the fish hook freddie.
by billy jean sue November 8, 2005
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