Hippie

Gay

"those hippies are gay"

by xzdopiehfo February 16, 2022

Hippie

Vermont

The hippies go to vermont

by Smartguy12809 March 28, 2019

Hippie

that motherfucker that hates video games and Zoomers because the age of technology was rising rapidly

That hippie killed my friend because he was playing fortnite and watching tik tok all day

by Imagodsobeit_yt December 7, 2019

Gym Hippie

Gym hippies are usually popular and everybody loves them and they welcome them with a smile. This karma chaser has a look of peaceful confidence, wearing yoga pants (regardless of gender) and unkempt hair. An earthy odour maybe mixed with patchouli or incense, and occasionally the aroma of Snoop Doggs concert. They are extremely friendly and their passive nature tranquilizes your soul which is a bad thing because the only reason you listen to AC/DC on your Ipod is to get hyped up. Make sure you don't get too friendly with a gym hippie because the conversation make turn to hot political topics such as their opinion on the Government or the situation between Donald Trump and Kim John-Un, which you'll have to kindly excuse yourself from or be locked into a 15 minute listening session when all you really wanted to do was your last set of leg presses.

Girl 1: 'What on earth is Angelica doing?'
Girl 2: 'She's blessing us all with her Angel dust'
Girl 1: 'She's so cute, she's just a gym hippie'

by Kick Ass Gal April 21, 2018

Hippie

Someone who looks like very "putang inang" person

Example: John Lorenz is a Hippie in short putang ina

by Skrrrt skrrrutooom February 3, 2020

Hippie

Once a term reserved for dirty longhairs from the 70s who wore tie die shirts, a peace sign, and patchouli. They protested and cried about almost everything, and pioneered the anti-vaccine movement of the early 2000s with some dumbass bullshit about autism. Today they have updated their costumes. They can be easily spotted wearing clothes with American flags on them, usually bought at Walmart in the clearance section. Some will advertise that they now own guns, and will fly Trump or Don’t Tread on Me flags in their yards as well. They protest in front of schools, freeway overpasses, and vaccination clinics. Hippie as fuck as they are, they still cry about the dangers of vaccines like little scared bitches. By contrast, being the naturalists that they are, they are not against all medicines, as they like to wash down natural ingredients promoted by the holistic medicine man, their Maharishi holy man, Donald Trump. These items include Lysol, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, and still patchouli oil to keep up the hippie tradition. Some identify themselves as conservatives, flying a tattered ass flag off their truck, wearing the same unoriginal “Let’s Go Brandon” shirt, and telling everyone they are moving to Texas. To their dismay, true conservatives never protested and always looked down on those who did. Ronald Reagan would be ashamed. They fail to realize that despite their makeover, these malcontents are still just whining hippies minus the tie die shirts.

Person 1: Hey Chad, do you want to go to Walgreens to protest the Covid-19 Vaccine with me, to help save humanity from being microchipped.

Person 2: Hell no! I’ve got better shit to do with my time. When did you become such a protesting, whiny ass little bitch Chad? You’re a fucking hippie.

by Kentuckywoman082 December 21, 2021

Music hippy

An insecure dickhead who brags about listening to old music and bashes everyone else's music.

Dylan- Yo man did u hear kanye is gunna drop a new album? It gunna be fire!
John- No and i dont care. You and your stupid rap music. I listen to real music like the beatles and Led Zeppelin. Modern day music sucks.
Dylan- Damn nigga chill its just music. And i dont fucking care that you listen to old music bruh. Stop bashin my shit for no reason. You like a music hippy or some shit.

by Dylan_slimshady August 22, 2017