goat sneeze

A variation on the move used to impress and/or disgust friends and acquaintances called " the goat " where the performer tucks his penis and testicles between his legs and bends over, forming what looks like a male goat's rear end. The goat sneeze happens when the performer, while in "mid-goat" flatulates, thereby causing the testicles to vibrate, simulating the typical reflex of the entire goat body during the act of sneezing.

When Delilah came in ready for sex, I was giving her the goat. I farted and she said, "Why did you give me a goat sneeze? No sex for you tonight."

by TheGoatHerder November 20, 2010

self-goating

Verb. A form of masterbation where a man uses his free hand to "pull" his balls back and sandwitches them between his legs, creating a "kinky pain" and extending the length of time before he shoots his load.

Duck: Do you guys ever squeeze yer balls between your legs when your wanking?
Ramsay: What?! Like self-goating?

by mosh_rave January 25, 2009

goat feed

What you get when you go to the 'hood and think you're buying weed from some homie and you end up getting fleeced.

Dude, I just bought a sack off this dude and it was goat feed.

by lilmama July 4, 2005

Throat GOAT

noun
/θrəʊt: ɡəʊt/

a title given to Nayan for her exceptional skill and prowess with the mouth (I'm not talking about singing)

He knew Nayan was the Throat Goat when she blew his clarinet

by NADZM January 10, 2022

Shibby Goat

The embodiment of shibby .. ie a hot girl or guy

Ouch! ... Shibby goat bit me :p

by Fraulein Schmerzen January 27, 2004

High as a Goat

To be so high, from smoking marijuana, that you cannot move or speak. Commonly used by stoners who are bored with the commom slang. Associated with the stillness of a distant mountain goat standing peacefully.

Phil "why didnt you come by last night, we had fun."

Eric "Dude, I didnt feel like doing anything last night, I was high as a goat."

by casanova8231 December 2, 2010

Jungle Goat

A morbidly obese woman who's fat rolls smell like cigarettes, booty and donuts.

Watch out for Jessica, she is a jungle goat.

by iHateBanshees January 4, 2011