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Glarking

The sound made by the act of roughly shoving an erect penis down a woman's throat.
That Britney Amber bitch is crazy, did you see her glarking in that gangbang?
by Baresark February 17, 2023
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stain glass window

When consuming LSD you stand naked in front of a window while masturbating to a agthering of people outside than cum all over the window. If not done with LSD it's known as creeper.
It's a good thing I took LSD before I went and stain glass windowed and jizzed on it at Paula's sister 3 year old birthday party.
by gullets August 5, 2008
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The Glass Slipper Tradition

Is an ancient custom originating near the Baltic islands. It dates back to time 650 A.D. This customary tradition believes that a charming young lad and suited young damsel are together supposed to go on a sailing journey into the Baltic seas to find a glass slipper which is fitting for the damsels foot. Through the cold, rough seas, and high tides, the couple forge a deep bond. Once the slipper has been found by the suited couple, they return to their village to share their new found treasure and enjoy a celebration with their families. It is indeed a joyous occasion and much festivities are part of this wonderful tradition. Bucket tossing, mule painting and giraffe riding prime events of the tradition. The final toast of the night occurs when the couple drink to their new found joys in the glass slipper they retrieved from the Seas of Baltic.
Ahoy captain, i hear the tides are high. It's okay, anything to uphold the customs of the Glass Slipper Tradition. Anything to drink butterbeer scotch in a glass slipper with my charming young lad.
by damselofbaltics June 22, 2010
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Alex Gaskarth

the bent-dicked vocalist for all time low.
x: hey, do you like all time low?
y: yeah ! their singer alex gaskarth is kinda questionable tho
by rosecoloredhomo June 13, 2018
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Josh Glass

The Baddest dude alive! Lover of other many mothers.
Person 1: "That dude banged my mom."

Person 2: "yeah, he's a total Josh Glass
by II MR Ginger II June 29, 2021
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Eat Glass

When you are struggling in 7 Days to Die, so you eat glass to kill yourself and respawn with full hunger, thirst, and health
Im going to eat glass, Ill be right back will full health
by Juulthemuley February 14, 2022
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yo daddy aint no glass maker

yo daddy aint no glass maker: What ur mom tells u when u get in the way of the tv in the ghetto.
chiled: *walks in front of tv*

mother: *yeets shoe at young'n* Yo daddy aint no glass maker!
by im u fucking sadist17 February 16, 2021
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