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freedom fries

"um, hey, get me some Freedom fries while you're at it"
by Red Hot Girl June 9, 2003
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happy freddy

A mythical creature seldom seen in the civilized world. Its cousin, the Grumpy Freddy, however can be found in abundance on car lots and in the conference rooms of America.
I could not beleive it, I actually saw a happy Freddy yesterday, but soon he vanished and all that was left was a grumpy freddy.
by phil January 18, 2005
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Pulling a Freddy

Last night Bob was Pulling a Freddy on his dad, it was gross
by Dimitricura October 22, 2007
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freedom

Freedom is not doing what you want to do but being what nobody else can be.
by Mike Epstein November 6, 2003
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freedom

The founding principle of the United States of America. There are all kinds of freedoms that many are ungrateful for; perhaps the real freedom that is mentioned so much is FREEDOM FROM TYRANNY. And if you stop and think about it, that's saying a LOT.
"America is unique in that it has no history of dictators, and it never will. Ignore what those liberals tell you. We have it very lucky here in America. America does have its ups & downs, and it is not perfect, but keep in mind about how lucky you have it here. If you hate it so much, then fuck off and move to France, where you, an American, will be treated like shit just because of your nationality."
-me
by Dave July 14, 2004
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freedom flag

A flag standing for freedom... which of course does not exist. There's no freedom so a "freedom flag" actually stands for a lying government, most usually the United States of America.
Republican: "Everybody knows that the US stands for liberation, everybody..."

Realist: "Yeah sure, just don't look outside the US. Everyone in Europe thinks it stands for shit..."

Republican: "Of course not, it's the only freedom flag left!"

Realist: "Haha... whatever, Yank. I didn't know freedom was occupation, and I didn't know liberation was a slaughter! All those corpses can, at least, decompose freely..."

Republican: "No, no, no. We're preserving them... as trophies of a successful campaign..."

Realist: "What the fuck?!"

Republican: "We killed all those nasty terrorists!"

Realist: "You killed everyone!"

Republican: "Like the small number of terrorists!"

Realist: "No... I'#m talking to one. What the fuck?!"
by wez-1 September 13, 2005
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freedom of speech

The ability to say whatever you want. When you say things that people don't like, they try to take this away from you.
Using freedom of speech, I can type the following statement:
Me: Man, my friend Josh is a jew, and he is so Jewish.
Studio Audience: How Jewish is he?
Me: My fried Josh is so Jewish, he makes Moses look like Lenny Kravitz.
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