N. In the same category as the awkward turtle, awkward flag, and awkward moose, the awkward beached whale is the act of placing one's palms face-down on-top-of each other, such that the thumbs stick out to either side. The individual then proceeds to alternately wiggle the thumbs. For maximum awkwardness, proceed to make sounds similar to that of the blue whale.
V. To do as described above.
V. To do as described above.
Person 1: "Wow, I feel awkward."
Multiple People: "Hmm, not us. I guess it's just you."
Person 1: *Does awkward beached whale hand motions*
"Whooo...oahhhh....wahooah"
*Feels exceedingly less awkward*
Multiple People: "Wow, we feel awkward now."
Multiple People: "Hmm, not us. I guess it's just you."
Person 1: *Does awkward beached whale hand motions*
"Whooo...oahhhh....wahooah"
*Feels exceedingly less awkward*
Multiple People: "Wow, we feel awkward now."
by captainduncan December 11, 2006
tag for beach areas in southern orange county in souther california. Mainly including San Clemente and Capo Beach (capistrano beach)
by GabbbbbbbbO January 08, 2008
A typical Disney movie: Featuring wannabe actors with no true ability attempting to sing. Mackenzie (or Mack) is an extremely unrelatable character with a disgustingly sweaty boyfriend.
by WetsideStory January 13, 2014
damn...Look at that hoe..."introducing Beach Beaver Barbie, complete with crabs and fresh fish smell"
by Pookiebaby4eva June 21, 2007
by Iodine April 05, 2004
by passat1981 October 06, 2008
On the beach, when (normally) a girl (usually hot), wants to seduce or just pleasure a guy on the beach laying on a towel, she walks up to him and says "your towel is twisted, lemme fix that." She then proceeds to straddle his head and squat down so his head is directly under her ass and she pulls on the towel near the swim trunks area to slightly pull down the swim trunks, providing a double sensation.
If the girl is REALLY hot, or the guy is seen getting a boner/liking it, the girl can touch her ass to his face.
This is normally done with the girl in a bathing suit, often a bikini.
If the girl is REALLY hot, or the guy is seen getting a boner/liking it, the girl can touch her ass to his face.
This is normally done with the girl in a bathing suit, often a bikini.
by viewedabeachass June 06, 2010