flagstaff

Generally a derogatory term used to describe a male (though it can often work for the appropriate female as well). The term is derived from the straightness of a flag pole, therefore a man who is a flagstaff is extremely straight and shows this through his treatment of girls in his life. An example of this is when a guy ditches his friends to go watch a chick flick to impress some girl. Similarly a girl could be a flagstaff when she ditches her friends to go watch a sport to which she doesn't even know the rules only to impress some guy. Whipped is a term that is used similarly, however whipped generally refers to the dominance of the significant other whereas flagstaff refers to a personality trait possessed by the one who is being whipped (more specifically, a flagstaff will be a flagstaff no matter who his significant other is whereas one who is whipped may only be so because the significant other demands it).

Can you believe Billy is washing his girlfriend's car in -7 Degree weather? Man he is SUCH a flagstaff.

by Jaime Grace December 13, 2008

meat flabs

Breast that are not round and try to eat the bubbles after someone farts.

look at Keller's meat flabs.
They are so big.
Lets go beat them like a dog.
look they float.

by Kate Mooney April 5, 2003

Flagship

Pertaining to sports cards, a "Flagship" Rookie Card is a slang term that represents a base set rookie card out of a card companies most important, longest standing product.

The flagship product for Topps is scheduled to be released next week.

by All Time Greats Blog February 17, 2021

flagship

Another name for the Delta Airlines Airbus A350! We love flagship :)

FLAGSHIP FLAGSHIP FLAGSHIP

by hometownairline August 20, 2022

Flagstone

Well known for its terrible high school , school is full of girls with c0m catches on there eyes caked with makeup and there luxury purses , full of boys who think they run the Shi with there rattys and creasy mullets , also well known for its maccas , the local 15/17 yr old Eshays hangout place they consider there home , you will tend to find many boys dressed up in tns, Nike , north side , and bunk bags , they run a munk like animals are absolutely feral leaving a mess vaping and they most likely have bongs and stashes of drugs up there sleeve , would not recommend going to maccas unless u want to get taken over for being in there local territory, well knew for what they call “ train tracks “ where all the druggies tend to come to to smoke bongs make a mess , you tend to find dead vapes, spray cans , rubbish , empty bongs , coles trolleys and the walls are k most likely to be covered in art or what they call there gang territory sighs , u will also find that most of them will be at the “ flagstone park “ well they belong there with the way they act , they clip the slides and jump into the sun shields like monkeys , don’t recommend coming to this town. Used to be a lovely town but not anymore this disgusting how it’s turned into .

# flagstone

by Need the max win March 31, 2024

flagship dream

The ultimate dream

My flagship dream is to press pennies on a train track

by Sassy mama December 23, 2024

Flagshagger

Anybody in a Western liberal democracy with enough patriotism to wear or raise their country's flag, drawing the contempt of the chattering classes who thing it rather vulgar and a sign of poor education.

Not to be confused with the chattering classes in Western liberal democracies who happily walk the streets under Palestinian or ISIS flags, because that's like totally different man.

Look at those flagshaggers on the 4th July/Trooping The Color/Insert important national event here. Now help me with this flag of a Levantine terrorist state that can't stop getting it's arse kicked by Israel.

by SalopianSnark February 13, 2025