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Balloon Fish

A fish that when born is instantly filled with helium from it's helios gland that makes it float up and fly out of the water due to being unable to breathe it dies and explodes it then releases millions of eggs which will hatch after a week and suffer the same fate.

Balloon Fish offspring are a exact clones of their parent.

If by chance the balloon fish is kept alive longer than a year nuclear fusion will occur inside it's Aurum (a special organ that only the balloon fish has) and gold will be produced which weighs down the fish so it can survive.
The Balloon Fish never got to produce the gold it needed to survive.
by #SaveTheBalloonFish November 4, 2013
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Astronaut fishing

To use a plastic/latex glove to "fish" the poop out of your ass when constipated, astronaut style.
Oh man, I was so constipated that I contemplated going Astronaut fishing
by DJK707 July 12, 2015
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snugger fish

someone who lingers around and thinks they are part of a group but yet have no association and are willing to lie about their characteristics to fit in.... hence someone who snuggers people in the group and pisses them off!!!
a group eating dinner at the dinning center

Person 1: "dude i haven't got laid since winter break."

Snugger Fish: "Yeah me too. its been awhile."

Person 1: "Dude snugger fish you told us you have never been laid before?!"

Snugger Fish: "Oh no I had a girlfriend last year."

Person 1: "No, you were drunk and told us that you were a virgin!!!"
by redfox19 February 1, 2010
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Femboy fishing

Femboy fishing is the act of a male dressing as a female and going fishing. This word can be used as a verb
Tim: Yo, tom wanna go femboy fishing on friday?
Tom: Aight bet 💏
by Aleksimaier October 18, 2022
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Fish breathing

Fish breathing is medical slang for a sign of acute respiratory distress when a person gulps in air through his mouth in an attempt to breathe. It's so called because the opening and closing of the mouth resembles a fish periodically sucking in water. It usually means that something in the respiratory tract or the heart has gone horribly wrong (i.e. gunshot wound, multiple organ failure, pneumonia).
"The patient was fish breathing when we found him, he turned out to have a GSW to the left chest with hemothorax. We drained out all the blood and sewed him back up but the injury went septic and he died the following morning."
by Woolie Wool August 29, 2013
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Dlo Fish

Old splet backwards; pronounced deelow. Used in cafes, restaurants and fish and chip shops when referring to stale, poor quality or old fish. The word is used in secrecy to the customer, as a code to instruct the serving of poor quality fish.
A: That customer's always rude to me.
B: That's okay, just give dlo fish from now on.
by Simon Griffin January 20, 2009
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Fiddle Fish

A term used to insult one's low intelligence/slowness
by A Saturated Meatball October 1, 2016
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