Face Cookie

A punch to the face covered up as an offering of a baked good.

How to do it:
1. Present the dirty bastard a cookie in hand using a sweet and innocent voice.

2.Crumple up cookie and punch the poor S.O.B. in the face.

3. Unclench fist and wipe the cookie crumbs on victim's face in a downward motion.

That jerkface Joe pissed me off royally yesterday. He's in need of a face cookie!

by EinahpetsNayd December 16, 2008

Face flirt

Flirting with another on facebook through the use of wall posts of messages.

Girl: OMG! did you see her wall??? she was totally Face flirting!

Guy: Total face flirt last night with that chick!

by Hoalhotty March 22, 2009

Face Bounce

Removing someone from your Facebook Friends List.

I had to Face Bounce Mary, her comments were getting to vulgar.

by Mr Magoo61 July 10, 2009

face walk

Dissed; verbally denigrated; trash talk; the act of disrespecting an individual using insulting language often in the presence of other people often by a trusted friend or person in a position fo authority.

Juan left the party punked after Bob's face walk made him feel completely put down.

by geezitron December 19, 2009

Face Dialing

When you are on a touch screen phone and your face dials someone while you're talking to someone else.

I hate face dialing! When I was on the phone my f*&king phone face dialed my mom and she heard me having phone sex with Tom!

by LocalBiz June 7, 2010

Face-Sad

The act of becoming sad and/or depressed when viewing pictures on Facebook where all the people seem to be having fun and you're sitting at home...on Facebook.

Was checking out my ex on Facebok yesterday. She's always going out partying and having fun without me, it made me Face-Sad.

by Jarlso October 21, 2010

Face Naked

The (sometimes permanent) period of time in which a man has no facial hair growth at all. This may be through choice (e.g. shaving) or through will of GOD!

"I shall be growing a stubble for a play I'm in next term, but for now, I'm FACE NAKED"

guy1: dude why don't you ever grow a beard?
guy2: I dunno, guess I was just born FACE NAKED
guy1: ... 0.o

by sharkbaitboy January 22, 2011