Evils

A look you give someone you believe to be a worthless piece of shit. Commonly dishes out to let someone know you would like to stove their melon in.

Thesaurus: Salty look, stink eye.

Rowd boi 1 - Who's that lemon over there giving me the evils?

Rowd boi 2 -Think it's that girl we spitroasted's fiancé.

Rowd boi 1 - Oh...

by TheRealSampy May 30, 2016

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Evil Twink

Evil twink is a metro boy who u think is ur ally/ companion but the whole time He's actually in competition with you and hates you.The metrosexual aspect to him masks the woman hating , causing him to be non suspecting. He's straight but even is somehow even gayer than a real homosexual twink. He love bombs u so he can wears ur clothes and absorb ur personality, essentially become you. Worse than a narcissist.

Omg that boy is so cute i love how he carries himself so free and non gender conforming. and hes drinking my favorite drink omg #twin.

stay away from him jessica , thats an Evil twink, he probably stole that shirt from his last girlfriend , and trust me that pornstar martini hes drinking is performative.

by danididbad July 6, 2025

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evil turtle

An evil turtle is by no means a 'turtle.' It is a 'turtle-like creature' that is evil. I apologize for any confusion.

"A koopa is a turtle/evil turtle"-C
"Shut up Shigeru Miyamoto even said it's not."-Everyone

by B1GM1 July 1, 2011

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Evil Bloon

Reiteration of the Evil Blunt slang for weed, into a nitrous balloon.

Bloon is a shortening of Balloon used in the mobile game Bloons Tower Defense. So in short, Evil Bloon is a nitrous balloon used for inhalation.

Im off the evil bloon broo, shit is fucking me up.

Fill up another bloon for me!!.

by outwaifu April 26, 2025

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