Probably practices Witchcraft,voodoo,and spells in his spare time. ( because he cursed me with a headache today.)
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Get the Ethan mug.Ethan is a really cute guy. He may seem rude to you, but that's only because he likes you. he's probably acting all popular, and like he's the king of the world. But he's only trying to impress you. He is smart, cool, and friendly. btw, he is also desperate lol
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Now think of your favorite place on earth..
Now open your eyes, an Ethen stands before you. You completely forget about that stupid place and start thinking about being absolutely railed by Ethen. Wherever this man goes he attracts only the best people to join his crew. They all have seperate goals but one group goal and thats to be the best. You examine Ethens steadily protruding bulge that seems to be throbbing below his leather belt. You feel your body quake as your thoughts race and heart beats out of your chest. You look back up and something has changed??... its Ethen but he is wearing a straw hat and is looking at you right into your very soul it seems. He enhales.. it feels like your body is being drawn into his... he exclaims atthe top of his lungs as if to penetrate everything around him...... "I AM GOING TO BE KING OF THE PIRATES!!!"
PS. WRITTEN BY A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND FUTUR KING OF THE PIRATES.
The First Ethen
Now think of your favorite place on earth..
Now open your eyes, an Ethen stands before you. You completely forget about that stupid place and start thinking about being absolutely railed by Ethen. Wherever this man goes he attracts only the best people to join his crew. They all have seperate goals but one group goal and thats to be the best. You examine Ethens steadily protruding bulge that seems to be throbbing below his leather belt. You feel your body quake as your thoughts race and heart beats out of your chest. You look back up and something has changed??... its Ethen but he is wearing a straw hat and is looking at you right into your very soul it seems. He enhales.. it feels like your body is being drawn into his... he exclaims atthe top of his lungs as if to penetrate everything around him...... "I AM GOING TO BE KING OF THE PIRATES!!!"
PS. WRITTEN BY A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND FUTUR KING OF THE PIRATES.
The First Ethen
by The first Ethen October 11, 2021
Get the ETHEN mug.A band teacher that yells at you for absolutely nothing if u so much as say a word she will get on ur case like a dead raccoon on the side of the road. If you’ve been to Chuck E. Cheese u pretty much know what she looks like. If ur failing don’t bother asking for extra credit cause she will smite u with the hands of god about how ur stupid. Her only weakness is a mother who cares about her kids and she will turn into a weak little being not strong enough to defend herself
I swear she won’t eat anything unless it liquified I mean it’s the same stuff It’s just all sloshed together and even worse for u she’s in no market for a fitness plan and her kids are literally being raised by satan himself.
I swear she won’t eat anything unless it liquified I mean it’s the same stuff It’s just all sloshed together and even worse for u she’s in no market for a fitness plan and her kids are literally being raised by satan himself.
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Get the Mrs etheredge mug.Caucasian. Particularly in Hollywood's casting calls for high-budget motion pictures. The addition of "or any other ethnicity" is superfluous, but may be used to maintain an illusion of equal opportunity for aspiring actors of color.
AANG
12-15 years-old, Male, Caucasian or any other ethnicity. We are looking for a young man to play the lead role in a motion picture franchise. He must be athletic and graceful with an ability in Martial Arts (not necessarily extensive experience) ... He is a young adventurer and should seem like the type of young man who will grow up to be heroic.
KATARA
14-17 years-old, Female, Caucasian or any other ethnicity. She is Sokka s younger sister. ... She believes in herself and feels that she can play on the same team as the boys. She is beautiful, intelligent, passionate, feisty, and has a real sense of adventure.
SOKKA
16-20 years-old, Male, Caucasian or any other ethnicity. He is Katara s older brother. He is intelligent but awkward, and very funny ... He aspires to greatness, but he tends to doubt himself.
12-15 years-old, Male, Caucasian or any other ethnicity. We are looking for a young man to play the lead role in a motion picture franchise. He must be athletic and graceful with an ability in Martial Arts (not necessarily extensive experience) ... He is a young adventurer and should seem like the type of young man who will grow up to be heroic.
KATARA
14-17 years-old, Female, Caucasian or any other ethnicity. She is Sokka s younger sister. ... She believes in herself and feels that she can play on the same team as the boys. She is beautiful, intelligent, passionate, feisty, and has a real sense of adventure.
SOKKA
16-20 years-old, Male, Caucasian or any other ethnicity. He is Katara s older brother. He is intelligent but awkward, and very funny ... He aspires to greatness, but he tends to doubt himself.
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