Rolling Dump

The act of immediately bathing after taking a dump. This can be done out of convenience (getting ready in the morning as part of a normal routine) or necessity (little to no toilet paper or just a plain messy dump).

If the shower is initiated before the dump it can also serve to mask common noises heard during the act including, but not limited to grunting, squeaking, banging, moaning, plopping, and echoes.

The term rolling is figurative and not literal. There have been no known cases of an individual physically rolling from the toilet into the shower.

"After downing 2 bowls of my mom's chili, I knew Alex was going in for a rolling dump because the shower started right after he sprinted into the bathroom"

by unevenair April 28, 2012

Dump University

A more apt way of saying Trump University.

"I'm a Dump University grajuat!" said Mel.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Bush dump

To take a dump in the bush, typically without use of toilet paper.

Hey, Jeff, eat light or you'll be bush dumping this whole trip!

by Monsieur Teapot January 20, 2020

skittle dumping

It is slag for "may I have change please?"

Skittle Dumping is a way to ask for change

An old lady at a cash register:
Clerk- That'll be $28.75.
Mildred- Can I have my skittles dumped?
Clerk- Sure. Here's $1.25 back. Have a great day

by Didymussometimes September 22, 2017

dump sauce

Diarrhea

Just took a big dump sauce

by Jp266666 November 7, 2017

Rumple Dump

When you drink so much Rumple Minze that you end up going home with any girl (or let any guy bring you home) at the bar and dump a load in her.

Kenny: What happened to you last night? Lost track of you after the 12th round of Rumple Minze.
Nic: I ended up back at that hot blondes house and Rumple Dumped inside her
Kenny: Hahaha there wasn’t any blondes last night…

by DrTaga January 29, 2022

dump brush

Simultaneously taking a dump while brushing your teeth.

As a nightly routine, Johnny would always take a dump brush before going to bed.

by Bubblebutt5 June 20, 2012