Dumb-j

1. When you blow up a balloon by wrapping the lips of said balloon around your anus then continuing to blow it up only using farts.

2. The biggest most painful, tear-jerking, satan spawning shit you've ever taken.

1. We Dumb-Jed some balloons for a party.

2.I'm lucky to be alive after that Dumb-j I took earlier today.

by Gaime Talonfear May 18, 2014

dumb fish

Ultimate Lameness

cale is such a dumb fish

by Jayden€£¥Smith March 11, 2015

dumb-push

When a person accidentally touches a laptop screen like it's an interactive smart phone or iPad!

"LOL. Did you just dumb-push again? It's a laptop screen silly, not an iPhone/IPad!"
"Oh man... I just dumb-pushed my lappie! I need to take a disco-tech break!"

by kittydisco October 4, 2015

Dumb Fresh

When somebody looks dressed up to a level of swag that is untouchable.

Damn the way Grayson is dressed is dumb fresh.

by Ryan Johann January 8, 2016

Dubstify

To remix a dubstep that is already remixed to the point of it being overly mixed.

DJ: I'll dubstify this song and get famous on the Internet!

by ServerReviewer January 18, 2016

Dumb Hoe Bag

A person,typically female who doesn't care for one person so she sleeps with the whole town

Your girlfriend is a dumb Hoe bag

by Run nigga nigga May 29, 2016

dhumbs

A union of Dyslexic Thumbs. When texting, your thumbs do one thing while your brain thinks of completely different words.

"What does that mean?"
"I don't know; I've got dhumbs right now..."

by no more g April 22, 2017