double subway

A vile sexual act reserved for dirty jail cells and the basements of the stickiest gay bars. An act so unspeakable that it cannot be put into words.

Jared Fogle screamed to his cell mate, "Please no! Not the double subway! Anything but that!"

by doublesubway January 26, 2016

Double Pink Eye

an accute and contagious infection that causes inflamation of the surface of the eye, accute contagious conjunctivitis in both eyes.

"Oh my God! Becky, look at Sarah's Double Pink Eye. It's like one of those guys rubbed a bag of ass all over her pupils or something."

by FlakeyE August 30, 2016

Double Sam Switch

Switching shifts at work, with a catch. Co-worker works your shift today, and you'll work their shift tomorrow (but with no intentions of doing so, e.g. calling out "sick"), thereby getting you two off days, self-creating a week-end.

"Hey, where's Sam? Didn't she switch shifts with Wayne?'"
"eh, she called out sick."
"uh-huh, the old Double Sam Switch!"

by dumb waiter June 21, 2016

Double Throttle

When you have a dick in each hand and in your face. All while twisting the dick like a throttle.

Jordan was doing a double throttle and jumped up from his seated position and broke his iphone.

by Kingjaba November 3, 2016

Double-half.

A variation of sexual intercourse enabling the male to give the female double the girth but only half the length. This is achieved by going in with a flaccid penis folded in half.

It was like throwing a sausage down a hallway, so I gave her some good old double-half.

by SlyD0g March 4, 2017

double naughty

Double Naughty is a term used when a female is overly flirtatious, bordering on the vulgar it is considered double naughty.

Man 1: Yeah she was some yoga teacher bruv, proper bendy, look, look.
*Shows bendy yoga teacher"
Man 2: Jesus, fuuuck, what she sent that to you did she?
Man 1: Double naughty.

by Strongest Man in Hastings November 22, 2016

double 0

Your gang

I rep double 0 boy

by ogmack November 28, 2016