donkey tots

When the breasts of a woman are small and hairy, resembling those of a donkey.
See: donkey tits.

"Whoa bro did you see that shiz?"

"Fo sho whodie those some real donkey tots"

by Dutchassturd January 19, 2008

gobble donkey

A chick that is know for giving head to just about anyone

She's a gobble donkey, dude. All my boys got head from her.

by Trick August 16, 2016

tramp donkey

Slave brought along to carry baggage where horse can't go

We tired of being ya tramp donkey acting like you some kinda one man gps.

by Dik phuk October 1, 2022

donkey fry

A foul tasting French fry that tastes the way a donkey exhibit at the zoo smells

When I was eating at Wendy's, I hate to spit out the donkey fry.

by JulieStevens November 30, 2013

Scratch The Donkey

A term for using sites like Omegle and Chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. Often mistaken for masturbation

Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"

Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"

by Mange Crosby November 28, 2011

donkey-claw

When you slap ones buttocks and (accidentally) hook their asshole

When I was in the bar lastnight, I was getting another drink some random guy slapped my ass and donkey-clawed me

by Llysius August 11, 2017

Nodding donkeys

A member of the parliament front bench who repeatedly nodding in agreement with what is said by his own party.

The prime minister said something to the delight of the front bench they nodded in agreement the bloody nodding donkeys

by DOUBLE 6 April 12, 2019