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John Dodge

an equivalent name to the very common "John Doe" but in redneck form, due to a Dodge being a truck mostly used by rednecks
Christian: "What's that kid's name?"

Adam: "I don't know, let's just call him John Dodge."
by fartknocker101 January 7, 2010
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Crust Dodger

Someone who doesnt eat the crusts of sandwiches and therefore cannot be trusted.
That guy is a total crust dodger, dont leave me with him

I met a guy last night who said he was an anaesthetist, but he was a massive crust dodger so i'm not buying it.
by beautifulfoxwithpinkshoes March 6, 2011
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stall dodger

one who starts with the first public restroom stall - and dodges each one until finding one clean of pubic hair, urine, or leftover feces floating in the toilet
At work, Allison is considered an expert stall dodger as she struggles to find a clean bathroom stall to relieve herself in.
by I like clean October 24, 2012
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meranda dodson

Meranda is a fun, loving, loyal person. She makes the best lover and friend. She has the biggest heart even when people screw her over she stills forgives them even when they don't deserve it. She might seem like one of those girls that you can walk all over but when she has had enough she explodes. When she loves someone she loves them with her whole heart. Sometimes she will be hard to please but at the end of the day she will always your heart
by Drake D December 24, 2013
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Dish Dodger

Someone who always tries to escape dish duty. In a family, a child may often use the excuse that he has uncompleted homework, which implies its a more pressing matter than helping clean the kitchen or dishes.
My friend became a dish dodger after he told his parents he had to finish math homework.
by racergamer February 22, 2015
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granny dodger

That guy over there got locked up for being a granny dodger
by Dsnow2000 December 20, 2016
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fartful dodge

The act of constantly visiting the restroom to avoid employment duties.
Where is Tara? It is her turn to do a haircut.

In the restroom, doing the fartful dodge.

Fartful dodging again???!!!
by Formerly Glenn March 27, 2017
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