Dirty Eclair

A Dirty Eclair is a soft serve animal poop that has dog hair (or any other type of hair) and dirt covering it. These are not a hard find if u are around animals frequently.

Guy 1: Dude look at that dead rat on the floor.

Guy 2: That’s no rat, it’s a Dirty Eclair!
Guy 1: Woah bro!

Guy 2: Bro!

by BootyScooty July 21, 2019

Dirty Windshield

When a male takes his penis and rubs a vagina vigorously right to left while she is urinating, both male and female get urine splashed on them.

I walked in on my grandpa giving my grandma a dirty windshield and I got pee on me.

by Slingblade1170 June 11, 2016

Dirty Enzo

Where a man with a 10+ inch cock tittyfucks a woman (with over dd breasts) whilst also slapping their ass.
This is also known as being an alpha male

I totally dirty enzoed your mom last night

by Gignautocockus May 29, 2021

Dirty Squal

The act of eating gluten free Italian cuisine from another's orphase.

"What did you do with all that left over gluten free pasta?" "I gave Madison a dirty squal right in the pussy"

by Superqual January 4, 2017

Dirty Wouter

When you have sex with a girl with an artifical eye and during intercourse she takes out her eye and you fuck her in her eye socket.

The only reason I am with that girl is to eventually try to pull a Dirty Wouter.

by Yumi Ishiyama March 17, 2021

Dirty lydia

Sucking penis' on a plane

Are you doing a dirty lydia

by Yolo220919 July 28, 2021

Dirty Thurston

The act of walking by someone and farting. Also known as cropdusting.

Mark just ripped a dirty thurston and cleared the room with the smell of rotting tuna fish and broccoli... God help us all!

by Jerry jamm May 21, 2015