sausage dildo

When someone takes a shit on a condom and uses it as a dildo.

I didn´t have money for a normal dildo, so I made a sausage dildo

by TheSemen August 30, 2016

screaming dildos

An alternative way of saying ‘the boy who cried wolf’

Man 1: I fucked a well fit girl called Bella last night, made her cum twice and she cooked me breakfast

Man 2: I can’t believe a word you say, you’re always screaming dildos

by benfeather December 31, 2023

cucumber dildo

when you get a cucumber and carve a pp head in it then use it as a dildo

Chloe: Hey Emily?
Emily: Yes?
Chole: I made my own cucumber dildo last night. It was so nice I cummed!
Emily: No problem.

by JustinBieberLover1223 September 22, 2020

hobo dildo

When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.

Wanda achieved orgasm behind the dumpster at Wendy's using a hobo dildo.

by Flatulent Reggie August 14, 2013

Daddy Dildo

A massive penis used by horny women. usually in the shape of their favorite porn star or boyfriend.

Girl 1: Omg my new daddy dildo came in the mail!!!
Girl 2: Which porn star!?
Girl 1: Johnny sins!!!!

by Discumbobulated November 19, 2021

Dildo head

A person who is really gay.

That guy is a dildo head.Because he is with a man.

by calebleo9 December 31, 2018

Battery Dildo

A power adapter which, instead of a standard power jack, uses a plastic shell in the shape of a battery, but with leads extending to an AC adapter to provide power to a device.

The term was popularized by Cathode Ray Dude on YouTube in 2021, although it may have been in use prior to this.

In lieu of powering his camera with a battery, Gavin chose to use a battery dildo with a wall wart.

by Ronjoe223 March 19, 2022