Beach postpartum depression

When you leave a beach vacation and have to get back to the real world. First few days you have serious depression.

I can't get out of the bed today because I have beach postpartum depression.

by Jellybean2oo3 June 16, 2016

yung crippling depression

A meme page currently at 60.7k followers that has a deep obsession with pugs, yung.crippling.depression post at least twice daily.

Me-Did you see yung crippling depression’s new post?

Freind- ya it was fire!

by Dick lover 420 January 7, 2018

Year 8 depression

When you’re in secondary school (mainly year 8) and you decide to be all “depressed” for absolutely no reason

“Everyone in my class has year 8 depression”

by Your local legend October 20, 2019

Post Marvin Depression

When you go to a friend/relatives house and they have a really cute dog, but when you leave you get sad because you don't get to see the dog anymore.

"Dude I went to Angela's and her dog is so cute. I really miss him."
"That sounds like Post Marvin Depression."

by Octofrie July 6, 2020

Dick wanker ballsack depression

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It’s a wild dick wanker Ballsack depression

by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020

Teen Depression

A fictional disease. The closest depression in a teen is called angst.

This is Michelle. She is a teen who suffers teen depression. She has been depressed ever since her boyfriend of 6 hours broke up with her via text. She must have it so hard.

by FUCK LAMB OF GOD August 1, 2008

depression

a deep lingering feeling of intense sadness or grief, hopelessness, intense anguished apathy. a person in depression cannot conceive of a solution, cannot move to any purpose and exists kind of like an automation. quite often caused by a severe loss or threat of a loss. (note: has nothing to do with your brain "balance" or any chemical drugs which big pharma mafia is trying to push on you every other decade under new names and with no science to back their lavish advertisement trying to push forward mild placebo effect and hide wast horrific side effects).

Dr: your depression is back, so we are going to put you on Lexapro. It will also help to alleviate the side effects of Zoloft that you started having last month. (I hope you don't die before your insurance runs out, cuz i don't really know what the hell i am doing here)

by yourdoctor January 3, 2011