Death

Your one, true, and only friend after life.

Death, I never thought that this day would come

by Hartman April 15, 2004

Death by Mamba

The act of being fucked in the ass by an African American male untill death occurs.

Death by electric chair or death by mamba?....."Death by electric chair please."

by Bryan F November 13, 2005

Australian Death Grab

grabbing a woman by the crotch until she:
A) showers you with kisses, or
B) showers you with punches.

I've only been able to pull off the Australian Death Grab twice ... both times at frat parties.

by UCLAcrewDude February 29, 2004

Giant Death-Ray In The Backyard

1)Boredom.
2)to have a GDRITBY: to be bored,
3)to build a GDRITBY, to kill time,
4)to be a GDRITBY, to be an amusing waste of time, an easy ride, or a complete wank.
(it is considered a faux-pass to specify possesion of the backyard in question)
Of Washington D.C./VA/MD (USA) regional origin, generaly thought to have been inspired by an episode of Myth-Busters, and; or the ramblings of a random meth-head who works in a drivethru.

"What are you doing Friday?"
"Not much, just building a giant death-ray in the backyard."
"Indeed."

by Mnemosyne0AV January 31, 2006

The death steamer

While engaging in sexual intercourse, you make a small incision into your partners chest. Upon your partner focusing on the wound, you quickly take a shat into the wound

My wife is still in the hospital becuase i gave her the death steamer.

by fordgrizzly December 16, 2009

death grinder

someone who goes to a club and forcefully grinds on any girl, knowing he won't get consent from them,

billy: oh dude, that guy is totally being a death grinder,
greg: yeah man she definitely didn't consent to that type of behaviour.

by pseudonym11 January 18, 2009

Death toll rising rule

A rule used primarily in stand up comedy which assesses a comedian's ability to make jokes about a recent tragedy. The basic rule is: as long as the death toll is rising, jokes are out of bounds. The rule is commonly broken by many comedians as we all know jokes surrounding tragedies are the funniest.

As soon as the toll stops the subject becomes open for comedy, as seen in many recent tragedies.

Man 1 - How many earthquake victims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Man 2 - Dude, don't make jokes....death toll rising rule...

by comedymedders October 28, 2010