Dank-O-Meter

An app available on IOS and Android that accurately determines the dankness of anything asked it.

"Dude I checked Dank-O-Meter and it said my outfit was "Dank as fuck""
"Gnarly brah"

by Strinck May 16, 2017

Dank ass burger

A really high quality burger!!!!!!

Have you eaten that dank ass burger?!?!?

by DankAssBurger March 08, 2017

Dank Memes II

A G+ wasteland but 16x better.

hey josh dont post elf on shelf memes on Dank Memes II

by klocc September 25, 2017

rip in dank memes

A meme page with over 100k followers that is probably a furry and posts a lot about animals more than actual memes.

"Have you seen this meme about cats?"
"Yea, it was posted by rip in dank memes."

by Loser on the internet December 01, 2018

Dank spunk spank

The art of smoking marijuana while ejaculating on a male's/female's ass, shortly before giving them a hard spank. In doing so, it will make a loud, wet, slapping noise.

Fuck boy: "Yo, I gave Brandi the best dank spunk spank last night!"

by Brandi_Inari November 13, 2016

dank river valley

Something we live in.

We live in a dank river valley.

by Deadboydoor517 October 27, 2022

Dank Memes Gang

The dankest of the dankest gangs on Facebook called Dank Memes Gang.

The gang is ruled by the almighty "Lord Avishay", who only approve the dankest and rarest memes on the entire flat world.
The only way of getting into this group is to be invited by an existing member. As in described in the meaning of DMG, Dank Memes Gang is the illuminati of the memes world.

Normie: "Hey have you seen this dank meme on 9gag?"
DMG member: "This shit is not acceptable you silly peasen"
DMG member: *Shows Dank Memes Gang to normie*
Normie 5 years later holding a sign saying: "Will do sexual favours for dank memes"

by M3m3 lord August 19, 2017