jdog curtoise

a gay anorexic dumb ugly stupid twat who thinks he's cool but everybody hates

fuck, that kid is such a jdog curtoise, I hope he dies

by jjastfrnoijjiodgbjiopjiporertg March 7, 2018

Beef curtains

Vulgar term for the fleshy lips of a vagina that need to be spread for access to the clitoris, while performing cunnilingus for example.

Ask the butcher the price of their beef curtains

by LexLuther85 August 19, 2018

Callie Curtis

Someone who posts on Instagram every day and tells everyone to like there post and if they don’t she cries someone who thinks there depressed and quirky because they watch Netflix and also someone who thinks liking the show the office is a personality trait

Callie Curtis is a queer

by Marblehead queers April 11, 2020

Daylight curtains

Blackout curtains when defined by a moron.

Trick that bird into thinking it’s nighttime with them daylight curtains!

by anonymous October 4, 2020

Jerk Curtain

A privacy curtain in barrack type bunking. This allows the occupant of the bunk to jerk off in private. See "hot bunking" also.

Dirty Eddie never closes his jerk curtain while he is chocking his chicken....so gross.

by Bosundave121 September 5, 2022

School Play Curtain

The condition of having extremely loose labia achieving the appearance of auditorium drapes.

See also "Wizard Sleeve"

I was taken aback by her school play curtain once I got into her pants

by Umrka August 29, 2009

Open The Curtain

To move the shorts or underwear away to reveal your vagina.

Do you want to open the curtain for me?

by PaisleyG August 10, 2020