Caucasian rapper who believes he is the greatest hip hop artist of all time, but who is fat and dorky. The godfather of 5150 Drift style of hip hop.
by {======}~~~$m0k3r July 20, 2010
Get the Oblyveus Crackermug. When something fucks up, your whole day is shitty and something sets you off so you scream CHRIST ON A CRACKER
by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020
Get the Christ on a crackermug. by Daniel Miers September 15, 2011
Get the Earny Crackermug. I. Someone that only eats dried cum.
II. Someone who talks so much smack so you call them a "cracker gobbler" but they dont understand.
II. Someone who talks so much smack so you call them a "cracker gobbler" but they dont understand.
by Ultimate Cracker Gobbler May 29, 2018
Get the Cracker Gobblermug. The art of the french cracker is when a dude nuts on another person, and they both allow the nut to dry. The nut will look like some weird fancy cheese shit that french people would put on crackers. The name also refers to the fact that only white people do this shit.
It is common to clean the french cracker by using it as a cheese platter, preferably with live cavier.
It is common to clean the french cracker by using it as a cheese platter, preferably with live cavier.
Man 1: That was a pretty good french cracker.
Man 2: Yeah, but I think they should have used a different cracker. The one they used looked pretty ugly.
Man 2: Yeah, but I think they should have used a different cracker. The one they used looked pretty ugly.
by Exhuman12 May 3, 2018
Get the French Crackermug. by QuestionablyLumpy March 12, 2016
Get the Cracker Jackermug. A speed bump. So named because if you drive too fast over one, it can cause serious damage to the suspension and/or axles of your car.
I had to take my car to the shop because I drove over an an axle cracker that I didn't see. The repairs cost me more than the car itself!
by meow2u3 August 25, 2010
Get the Axle crackermug.