Church Club

A term for youth group

I don't know nick, i'm scared to go to church club

by JAIME3 October 22, 2006

Bench club

The big bois who give the big spank

Guy: oh look it’s the bench club
*gets spanked*

by Bench dictator November 13, 2018

email club

noun. A group with which one exchanges emails regarding information, whether relevant and meaningful or random and inconsequential. Note: Most emails are exchanged during work hours, but after-hours email clubbing is allowed when issues of great importance or great randomness occur.

Why is that 40-year-old woman wearing stripper heels at Costco? The email club needs to hear about this.

by mb holla May 5, 2008

Cheese Club

When you and a group of buds get together and put cheese whiz on your dongs and slap each other with your yellow fun sticks, usually gets pretty messy but it's also a fun way to enjoy your whiz

Me: Hey Kevin, wanna come over after school and join our Cheese Club?
Kevin: What's that?
Me: There Will be free Cheese Whiz, that's all you need to know.
Kevin: You had me at whiz!!

by CheeseWhizie July 31, 2017

Youtch Club

A group of misfits that spend the day vigorously fisting eachother's anuses.

"Hey, do you want to come to my youtch club meeting this weekend?"

"Fuck no"

by ChickenPanda October 6, 2011

club meeting

If a friend/relative/significant other says that they’re going or at a club meeting you must and I repeat MUST call the police immediately cuz that bitch is in danger to you, his/herself, and the people around them. DO NOT SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU!

Me: Where are you going?

Friend: I’m going to a club meeting

Me: what kind of club meeting?

Friend: A club meeting.

Me: HOLY SHIT CALL THE POLICE

by impetty January 19, 2018

club condo

Something Jeff Probst once said. It is said no living soul knows what it means, except the great Papa Probst.

You could call it club condo, you could call it whatever you like

by theraresurvivor44fan May 6, 2023