high clouds

a system of clouds used to describe one's level of high-ness when smoking marijuana. many use the 1-10 scale but i prefer the 1-13 scale. cloud 1 means you are only buzzed. cloud 2-3 is the relaxing stages. clouds 3-4 are the minor trip highs. clouds 5-6 are strong trips. clouds 7-8 are the most major trips. and cloud9 is the best high you can get on either scale, best described as "Marijuana Heaven" hence the name cloud 9. cloud 10 is where your too high and its not even fun anymore. 11 is where your now in pain or such extreme confusion from your high that your getting scared, (you may already be slightly scared on level 10). cloud 12 means you NEED to go to the hospital or you may permanently "melt" your brain forever. cloud 13 (the unlucky number) means that you are on the verge of death. cloud 12 is very very very difficult to reach, and you'll most likely be cut off by then by whomever you may be smoking with, unless your alone. cloud 13 is practically impossible to reach. you would most likely need to be forced more weed to get to this point because most people pass out before they reach 12 even.

stoner 1: yo, dude, im trippin what high clouds you at?

stoner 2: im in marijuana heaven man.

stoner1: shi* this guys on cloud 9!!!!

stoner 3: dude im on cloud eleven im scared shi*less *passes out*

stoner 1&2: oh shiiiiii*!

by stonerJesus June 9, 2011

Claudia

A girl who is gorgeous and sweet and kind. Trust is a huge thing to her so if she trusts you, then you know you two are very close. Very blunt, if she is annoyed with you, she will go up to you and say it straight to your face. Someone who just loves to have fun. Usually always going to parties or even throwing them herself. Always someone who loves to laugh as well as make other people laugh either with her hilarious stories or witty sarcasm. Usually liked all-around, can be friends with anyone she wants too. Someone who always surprises you with their their secrets talents and how much stuff they can be good at. Typically very athletic and very into sports. A great person who you should always trust with your secrets cause then she might just tell you some of hers.

Kyle : That girl on the tennis team is so hot. Who is she?
Chris : That’s Claudia. She’s really sweet and funny. You should totally go ask her out?
Kyle : Maybe I will ask Claudia out...

by Crescent Pheonix June 11, 2018

Claudia

Claudia is a very pretty and exotic girl. She's funny and has a good personality. If you don't know her she appears to be a horrible, catty person, but when you do get to know her, she's an amazing girl who's really funny, kind and down-to-earth.

-Claudia walks past laughing with friend-
Rosie: That Claudia girl is such a bitch!
Aaliyah: I know!
Me: Yeah..but she's actually really nice when you get to know her.

by ThePeopleKnower September 25, 2011

Cloudtopia

The nirvana reached when all of your technology solutions and applications have been moved to the cloudmoshere.

We turned out the lights in the data center said the cloud geek... all of our applications are in the cloud! We have reached Cloudtopia!

by jpkaty September 24, 2009

Scary clouds

A phrase some girls use in order to make their boyfriend more compassionate and to seek protection. It is considered an Internet meme.

Girl: When it rains I cry, 'cause I'm scared. Will you protect me from the scary clouds?

by fifi83 September 11, 2011

Chasing the clouds/rainbows

To go after something that you will never catch or pursue. Possibly something unreal, unrealistic, or impossible to get.

Unless you are chasing clouds away, in which case it means that you are clearing things up, making things better.

Running after you is like chasing the clouds/rainbows

by Sevenseconds July 14, 2020

Claudeen

The coolest alien that has ever set foot on planet earth.

She's out of this world, she's totally a Claudeen.

by potatoness September 7, 2013