becca burger

a whore that smells like hamburgers

do you smell hamburgers?

no dude thats just becca burger

by jmasedawg April 4, 2010

air burger

noun
1. An emission of intestinal gas from the anus, esp an audible one; a flatus expelled through the anus.

Karen was twerking and accidentally floated an air burger. It sounded like a Winnebago colliding with a water buffalo, and smelled like a cholera outbreak clinic.

by FurrowedBrow2 November 14, 2014

fat burger

Fast food containing so much grease and fat, you may have a heart attack just by looking at it.

Mcdonald's is the king of fat burgers.

by Thelostcup September 8, 2006

Burger Sauce Bell

Smegma to a new level. Under your hood is unbeatably moist and there is just orange goo around the bottom of your helmet. Its smells like a nuns pussy. Raw Fish

Kishey: Fuck paddy look at my helmet!
Paddy: Oh no!
Kishey: You need to see a doctor
Paddy: It looks like a Dairylea bell
Kishey: Na its FUCKING orange! Its a FUCKING BURGER SAUCE BELL!!!!!
Paddy: Yeah the smell tells a story
Kishey: I'll go see Pauley Nay
Paddy: Sweet, good luck
Kishey: Gonna need more than luck! Its fucking ridden!

by Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt January 23, 2010

Burger sauce

A mixture of ketchup and mayonnaise

Hay, pass me the burger sauce. I'm too drunk to possible pick up and squirt two bottles of gunk on my random fried road kill!

by Stripy42 April 2, 2013

Hoof Burger

A horrible distorted camel toe, that is hairy just like a fur burger, but more farmyard and stronger.

"ewww jamie said lauren had a hoof burger"

"maaan no way, thats discusting, does it bite?"

by joemillslol October 24, 2008

fail burger with a side of fries

1. Someone who is a complete failure at life and everything else, who also has no friends (hence the "side of fries")

2. A word that is used to describe a situation that kept getting worse even when you thought it couldn't

1."Wow that guy is a fail burger with a side of fries"

2. "That was a fail burger with a side of fries"

by THEMASKEDPOSTER May 17, 2010