Bump lady

A gorgeous coke whore.

The bump lady knows I don't get down like that and she still wants to blow me fo shizzle my fellow black accountant.

by anon March 8, 2005

bump monkey

A drug addict that will do anything for a fix and visits the drug dealer too often. annoying weak person

"He's just a fucking bump monkey trying to stay in my sac".

by Gkelly September 21, 2005

bumph

= bumf

My intray is full of bumph.

by starflier December 8, 2003

doughnut bumper

a lesbian

"Wow, that was the best doughnut bumper porn ever."

by SLOGAN December 6, 2002

bump

To sniff lines of any drug.

1) I bumped some ketamine.

2) I bumped some cocaine.

3) I bumped some crushed pills.

by estupido April 13, 2005

country bumpkin

A hardworking person who lives outside town and speaks with a long, soft Southern drawl.

And I said "Hello country bumpkin, how's the frost out on the pumpkin? I've seen some sights and man you're something. Where'd you come from country bumpkin?"

by Dylanv April 17, 2006

bumper sticker

A small free speech zone that can be placed on the back of a car. All varieties of crude and rude attitudes can be displayed on a bumper sticker. While some supposed funny quotes are placed on some, most immediately lose their hilarity due to repeated use.

Bumper Stickers can also be used to attempt to change tailgaters opinions.

I sure hope my Jesus loves you bumper sticker converts that guy in the volvo!

by 6:47 AM December 28, 2005