When you encounter a morbidly obese older woman, lift up her gunt and lather your erect penis with the yeast and cottage cheese fermenting within the folds. Next, you turn her over and penetrate her anus with your yeast covered phallus. Your final act is to scrap the remnants off your cock into a dip container which will be used for a fine bread dip, typically served prior to a Thanksgiving Day feast.

I had nothing to bring to the thanksgiving feast; therefore, I brought a Long Island Bread Basket for my mother.

Long Island Bread Basket by Dr. Infant January 26, 2017

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roach on ya bread

Roach on your bread is a bahamian term
it is best used to describe when you might suspect someone is cheating on their significant other.
it is also a very popular bahamian song.

Girl Tonya if you dont handle ya man... roach on ya bread!!!

roach on ya bread by tiffany brown January 19, 2008

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Beaver Bread

The end of a baguette which is extremely crusty, therefore hard. Called "Beaver Bread" due to the process of consuming it which is knawing like a beaver with the front teeth.

"This bread is heaps crusty, idk if i can eat it"
"Bro course you can, its "Beaver Bread".
"Whaaat?"
"Look it up sherlock"

Beaver Bread by beavers4lifey July 8, 2011

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Sliced Bread

When you spread her legs and karate chop her pussy, so it looks like sliced bread

This bitch was kissing my dad so I gave her sliced bread

Sliced Bread by ya boi lucky January 28, 2020

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