brandon

A boy who has bad taste in haircuts aka fool

hes is brandon b

by ur mum gays July 1, 2009

Brandon

a not so cute guy with an extremely sexy body, and a pretty big dick (a guy version of a "but her face"). Brandons often like to play girls, think they're cool, and be an all-around asshole.

Wow that guy's a Brandon, he's body is hot, I heard he has a big dick, and he played Lisa and Joanie at the same time, too bad he's ugly as shit.

by pbb2009 April 17, 2009

Brandon

Man who fits perfectly with a Michelle.

Look at those too, they're just like a Brandon and a Michelle. They're so cute together!

by yellowrosess April 26, 2009

Brandon

A tall, sexy guy with a porno dick. Despite his sexiness, he is very insecure and jealous of others. He is unsure of who he is and jacks the style of those surrounding him. He is controlling and extremely sensitive. Some would refer to him as a little bitch. If ever dating a Brandon, be sure to arrive home by 1AM or you are likely to have your cell blown up all night. Brandon is a spiteful significant other. When the inevitable break-up ensues, know that you will quickly be replaced, but by a laughable downgrade.

Girl 1: Did you see that sexy-ass guy!?!

Girl 2: Yeah, but don't waste your time, I hear he's a total Brandon.

Girl 1: Aww, what a shame.

by bird2011 March 6, 2010

Brandon

An asshole who doesn't care about anybody's feelings and will dump a girl for no reason at all. Usually portugese and takes drugs. Also fails at academics.

girl: so..i hear you're single again?
brandon: yea, im sorry.
girl: why didn't you at least tell me?
brandon: i don't know. im sorry. i want a girl who lives closer to me.

by Watamelon May 27, 2009

Bronson

A reference for marijuana. Due to Charles Bronson's die hard relentlessness to kill any form of low-life scumbag (i.e. druggies) that crosses his path; one uses the word Bronson as subtle way of keeping the topic of getting/smoking weed on the down-low. Thus the use of Bronson is out of fear and respect to the ungodly wrath that the real Charles Bronson would bring; as well as fact that weed tends to fuck you up, just as the real Charles Bronson would most certainly do. Shortly, Bronson is a concept in which a stealthy,secretive, and meticulous plan of action is orchestrated; thus you use Bronson to convey your plan of action to acquire/use weed without anyone the wiser.

For instance: If you’re on the phone in the presence of a loved one or the police you can't talk about weed, but if you implement "Bronson" suspicion should dissipated:

i.e. - "Hey man, I was wondering if you have seen that Charles Bronson movie yet. If not wanna watch it with me?" (Did you smoke yet? If not, lets burn a fatty!)

i.e. - "Hey man, I was wondering if you know where I might find Bronson? I haven’t been able to get in touch with that wily bastard for a minute." (Where can I find some weed? I haven’t been able to get any, no matter how hard I've tried, for the longest time.)

i.e. - "Hey Man, that Bronson Dude kicked my ass last night!" (Man, I was fucking high last night!)

by E-Bombs March 6, 2009

Brandon Phillips

One of the greatest baseball players to ever live. He plays short stop for the Cincinnati Reds. He could be/is the most under rated player to ever live and deserves alot more credit than he is given.

The only reason Brandon Phillips isn't known as the greatest player in baseball is because he's stuck on the Cincinnati Reds.

by lilz9090 April 13, 2009