To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.
Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X
Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X
by CassieWin November 12, 2023
person 1: I just went blind running on the trail near hudson bend!
person 2: how long was it?
person 1: 4 miles, but it was a very scenic run!
person 2: cool cats.
person 2: how long was it?
person 1: 4 miles, but it was a very scenic run!
person 2: cool cats.
by polarice24 December 28, 2011
A person who orders take out from an app (ie DoorDash, instacart, instaeats, etc) without realizing that there are fees that the company screws you with including the hidden ones where they inflate the food prices.
Sandrita had a craving for Panda Express and wanted it delivered for ease and comfort but was fee blind to the fact that the kung pao chicken costs extra and that there’s delivery fees hidden in the food despite them saying “Free Delivery”
by Bojizzle2 February 14, 2024
To be absolutely screwed over
"I locked myself out, proper wanked myself blind."
"Craig I'm sorry I slept with your girl friend, boy I wanked you blind."
"Iv been wanked-blind by this parking ticket."
"Craig I'm sorry I slept with your girl friend, boy I wanked you blind."
"Iv been wanked-blind by this parking ticket."
by Ketty Walsh December 11, 2017
Stew that blinds people for 24 hours, One day blinding stew that you feed to your children to stop them biting hair by blinding them for a day.
Dave: "my daughter is biting my hair what do I do?"
Lynda, Georgia, Rebecca, rei, and lizzy: "feed her blinding stew that makes her blind for 1 day"
Lynda, Georgia, Rebecca, rei, and lizzy: "feed her blinding stew that makes her blind for 1 day"
by Marshywanderer March 01, 2025
Blind Sniper is the act of when a man ejaculates he stands back 6ft closes his eyes and aims for the face
by Bigmac2505 March 11, 2019
by greenseqquoiaocean October 23, 2020