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Monkey Bear

A Monkey Bear is a mythical creature dreamed up by frustrated parents who have kids that don't pay attention or listen. They sometimes have to resort to outlandish stories in order to traumatize their children into paying attention. A child behaving now is better than paying for a psychiatrist later on in life. A Monkey Bear usually lives in a child's pajama drawer and comes out at night and scratches a child's ass regardless of age. In Belize it is also known as El Rascador de Culo or "Ass Scratcher".
Sweetie you need to listen, it's time to go to bed. If you don't go to bed the Monkey Bear that sleeps between your Little Mermaid pajamas and your SpongBob Pajamas will awaken from it's slumber and scratch your little booty.
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paddington bear

a Peruvian bear with a surprisingly good grasp of English that was found and taken in by an Upper middle class family in London.For some reason carried around a suitcase containing Marmalade sandwiches
These days he would have been banged up under asylum laws and arse raped by a huge Jamaican called Horace. He would have then been re-leased from I.D.C to spend his days working in a McDonalds in the Bedford area
by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003
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polar bear

Gay slang for a grey haired, older, hairy chubby guy. Or a guy that looks like Santa Claus without the suit.
I have abandonment issues with my dad, so I tend to be into polar bears.
by Tomahhtoe May 4, 2009
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Lazy Beard

A beard grown not for an aesthetic purpose but merely because the person wearing it has not gotten around to shaving.
A: Growing a beard for winter?
B: Nah, it's just a lazy beard...I'll shave it once I figure out where I put my razor.
by Conrad H. April 15, 2009
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build a bear

The process of shaving your full beard and leaving the trimmings floating in the toilet bowl, at which point you use said toilet bowl to take a crap, thereby coating your feces in the hair which now resembles a stuffed animal that can be presented to your girlfriend or wife.
Hey honey! I went to build a bear today! Come check it out!
by kanute August 20, 2010
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Bearded Axe Wound

"I took her home and shaved around her bearded axe wound."
by Sadistic1jj August 22, 2009
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Lord Beard

(Prop.N)
1) Bearded Philadelphian, prone to ambulation and imbibing. Philosophical in rhetoric yet simple in nature.

2) drunken extravert cavorting about karaoke bars

3) frontman for HATCH, founders of " Valorecore ", also described as Dadaist Punk
" Hey it's Lord Beard, hide the booze"
by A.E. Dillinger December 16, 2006
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