baby koala

1. (n.) a type of hug in which one person jumps into the other's arms and simultaneously wraps their legs around the other's waist; usually given after a long period of not seeing someone

2. (n.) a ridiculously adorable marsupial native to Australia

1. After two years of not seeing each other, Stacy ran up to Kelsey and gave her a baby koala.

2. The baby koala at the zoo is ridiculously adorable.

by buddythebetta February 22, 2012

Baby Cream

A man's cum.

Term is especially fitting when a man is having sex with a women without using protection of any sort.

God dammit Demetrius... I ain't on the pill no more and you got this baby cream all up in me, I ain't got time for this!!!

by theflash78 April 8, 2013

baby bride

A term coined on Wedding Wire referring to a young immature bride.

She is such a baby bride.

by WeddingWireBride February 17, 2014

baby giraffing

When one is so intoxicated that their walking ressembles that of a newborn baby giraffe; typically witnessed when college sorority girls in unusually high heels try to leave (i.e. stumble from) the bar after a night of frinks

"Man did you see Karah last night?! She was baby giraffing the whole way to the car!!"

by pbstell April 14, 2014

Baby carrot

An unfortunate dick size, or a name for someone with an unfortunate dick size

Poor guy has a dick the size of a baby carrot.

by beep_beep_ima_jeep June 19, 2014

Baby dumpster diver

A career which entitles the action of diving into dumpsters looking for babies.

According to baby dumpster diver specialists, about half a dozen newborns are found in LA each year.

by Misss_Missy November 12, 2014

Baby's 1st Birthday

1 part Pinnacle Birthday Cake Vodka
1 part Blue Raspberry Pedialyte

Child rearing is hard. Pour me a Baby's 1st Birthday shot.

by kbra24 December 7, 2014