Beandick

a minuscule, pre-pubesant penis usually on a full grown man/ a penis the size of a small bean

Jill: i really like Jon Farris he is so hot!!!
megan: oh..really...i heard he has a beandick....
Jill: oh no a beandick could never fill my gaping vagasshole!

by diabetes lad May 22, 2010

bean tickler

The small tuft of hair present under a gentleman's lower lip, so called due to its ability to stimulate the woman's genitalia during the act of oral sex.

A: "Dude that's an awesome bean tickler!"

B: "Thanks, my bitch goes friggin' crazy for it!"

by jebushascome December 2, 2010

bean turd

Yea, it's a mispronunciation of a popular dish called Bean Curd which is usually served in Asian Restaurants.

"what is that, that guy is having" The (obviously new) waitress goes & disturbs the guy to ask... She comes back, kinda stuttering, not 100% sure about what she was just told. "That's BEAN TURD with mushroom sauce"... YES THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED...

by 2359 November 19, 2013

Bean Dip

Bean dipping is when you scoop someone's chest area, usually on a man. It's a common game amongst children in middle school, but anyone can bean dip!

"I just bean dipped that kid over there!"

by Chum Snuggie August 29, 2014

Bean butt

A person who is cute

What a bean butt

by Beanbuttscousin December 31, 2018

Beaner Wiener

The action of putting your penis on a hot stove.

I was so drunk last night, I gave myself a beaner wiener.

by Azhyz May 20, 2019

fun bean

It's a clit. If you don't know what THAT is, you're probably not getting any.

She always came when I finger jammed her pussy as I flicked my tounge on her fun bean.

by Lazer, bithces July 24, 2007