May 14

May 14 is celebrated as International Kiss Your Homie Day. Show your realest mofos how much you love em by giving them a kiss on the cheek, or the lips ( No Homo of course ;) )

"Dude, it's May 14, aka International Kiss Your Homie Day today."
"Really? Well then cmere bro"

by bigbazoongas3000 May 12, 2022

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May 29th

national fuck someone until you get arrested for noise complaints

mark: It’s may 29th.
dog: no please

by MeAndTheBoysDrinkingBEANS May 28, 2021

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29th may

National licking your homies testicle sack day!

Steve: Bro, its the 29th may!
Quantavion jr: Ok?
Steve: Its National licking your homies testicle sack day!
Quantavion jr: NAH FR?!
Steve: Now let me get on my knees and give em a good lick, no homo
Quantavion jr: Bet, no homo

by carmen winstead April 18, 2022

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May 20

Chinese Network Valentine's Day. '520' is pronounced in Chinese very similar to ' i love you' in Chinese, so people celebrate love on this day. For the Chinese, today is like Valentine’s day.

"Today is May 20!"
"Yes, I love you babe, where are we gonna celebrate today?"

by audreyww May 18, 2022

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