Barrying

When someone comes up with the biggest pile of ballshit the world has ever seen. Invented By Mathew Barry. Barrying can only be used to describe continuous amounts of ball shit that makes their breath smell like a baby elephants rectum.

Simple term - lying

An example of Barrying is 'I do not play world of warcraft!' or 'Did you know when monkeys fart it actually releases a highly toxic substance that causes 'ALIENS TO TAKE OVER HIS BODY!!!! WHAAAAAAAT!!!!!! THEYRE FIRING XRAY BEAMS OUTB OF THEIR RADIOACTIVE SUPER CORES!! USE YOUR ZAPPY GUN TO STOP THEM!!! KAPEWPEW KAPLOWY PEW PEW KAPLOWY!! DOCTOR WE NEED YOU TO DEFUSE THIS ATOM BOMB!! ALL IN A DAYS WORK!!!!

by stonedemofish May 26, 2010

barroom genius

Someone who has the gift of bull****. Usually is the one at the bar that pretends to be an expert on a subject after reading one newspaper article on it. Usually is thought of as a "genius" by the surrounding drunks, who don't know any better.

John: Hey, did you hear what Sam had to say on that subject last night at the bar??

Mike: Are you kidding? That idiot is a barroom genius. The only people dazzled by him are the drunk fools that don't know any better.

by GiGi9339 April 26, 2010

Barrathon

A movie marathon consisting of watching Carl Barron dvds.

Tara: Hey riles, you gonna come to the Barrathon tonight?
Riley: Oh yeah, for sure. I love Carl Barron. OH FIFI.

by kputticle September 2, 2010

Barry Underwood

The mythical love child of Barry White and Carrie Underwood.

-- Hey, did you see that black guy with blonde hair singing country with the deep voice?
-- Yea, I swear it was a spotting of the magical Barry Underwood.

by Daddy UW October 30, 2012

barrel disease

One who is so fat that the body appears in the shape of an old wooden barrel

Maggie has put on so much weight since high school. Her man told me he divorced her since she has barrel disease.

by ak80 August 6, 2014

barrel water

Another term for Alcoholic beverages.Specifically wine or beer

That girl drank so much barrel water she passed out

by asdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdas May 3, 2015

barrow island

A minimum security prison where inmates are forced to build a natural gas processing plant. Unlike similar prisons such as Alcatraz you cannot see the mainland. Also the source of the term "Barrowdise" this term, of course, is used ironically with a sprinkling of sarcasm. What also makes this island special is the willingness to complete the same jobs unnecessarily multiple times and to lay off workers and re hire them a week later. Oh and there are some animals and it's a nature reserve or something.

Bro so you are saying you can only have 4 midstrength beers and go to the gym on Barrow Island? Yeah man "it is what it is."

by Theodore von Lichtenstein July 20, 2016