computing snake

during sex, when you make eye contact with the female trying to find the vagina with your penis, but you can't quite find the opening. However, you refuse to look down, therefore leaving your snake to compute.

goddamit, jarett pulled a computing snake and ended up going soft.

by jarett August 10, 2021

Snake & Bake

Smoking one or more fat joints while gossiping

Hey bro, wanna snake & bake tonight?
Yeee lord, I have some hot a$$ tea to spill!

by SugarSara December 09, 2019

snake lace

A condom

You better have your snake lace, or you might catch something from her.

by primalrage January 18, 2012

Prattle Snake

A person who slithers into the middle of a conversation, ultimately dominating it, as they won't stop talking.

Rita is such a prattle snake at work. Every single break we have she just appears, as if by magic, and then won't let anyone else get a word in.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Stroke the snake

Another way to say masturbate

“Whatever , don’t act like you guys don’t stroke the snake either”

by Scorpio Zeus February 25, 2018

green snake

shreks dick

shreks dick looks like a green snake

by Turtl11 March 08, 2017

Charming the Snake

Jerking-off or being jerked-off.

I walked in on the TV Repair man charming the snake.

by Dr. Jym July 23, 2017