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Chang

To interrupt your neighbor in an apartment building during a meal/TV program/hookup to come outside with you for a cigarette
"I was romancing the hot brunette on the 3rd floor when my weird neighbor decided to Chang me"
by TheMan1573 October 31, 2019
mugGet the Changmug.

Chang Shank

A golf shot that flies of the club at right angle at head height as an effect from the golfer drinking Thai Chang beer just before
Yumm 6.4 % glug glug , address ball , Four !!! That was a right Chang shank.
by jtsaint June 30, 2011
mugGet the Chang Shankmug.

Changing of the Guard

n. Royal ceremony in which an aging monarch’s incontinence panties are replaced.

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Care to watch the Changing of the Guard on the telly?

No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.
by gnostic3 August 6, 2022
mugGet the Changing of the Guardmug.

School/team name change

People who go to a high school have about as much interest in the name of the school as they have in the subjects being taught there. Their main interest is getting it over with and graduating. People who play on a sports team have more interest in making money than they do in what the name of the team they play on is.
The people involved in a school/team name change never held the original name sacred, and won't hold the next one sacred either. For 88 years, it never bothered anybody that the Washington Redskins were the Redskins, the name never really raised an eyebrow. Nobody paid the name much attention, then somebody whines about it and they have to make it politically correct so it no longer offends anybody (even though it never seemed to once in 88 years). They can even pick more neutral colors on their jerseys, how would their fans like a team with neutral colors and a lifeless name to go with it? It would be like playing a team called the neutered Bulldogs dressed in tiny pajamas versus the toxic, rabid, drug-fed junkyard Bulldogs.
by Solid Mantis October 13, 2020
mugGet the School/team name changemug.

listening to the winds of change

(lyrics from the song "wind of change" by The Scorpions) :

a phrase meaning: to be clever enough to (correctly) detect and/or predict patterns of future social change in one's society, and adapt to said patterns before most other people around you.
during the 2016 presidential election campaign most higher ups in the democratic party didnt start listening to the winds of change until it was too late, but instead focused on perpetuating obama's legacy; no wonder they lost the election.
by Sexydimma February 3, 2017
mugGet the listening to the winds of changemug.

Change jangler

noun
Pronunciation: CHAYNJ-jang-glur

1.a. A derogatory term for a vagrant or panhandler who solicits money in public spaces by rattling a cup or tin filled with coins to attract attention and encourage donations. Often associated with loitering or aggressive begging tactics.

1.b. A petty grifter or low-level scam artist who hustles for small amounts of money through manipulative or deceptive means, often blending into street-level schemes.

2. A pejorative label for an ineffectual political party or governing body known for its chronic inefficiency, excessive bureaucracy, and inability to deliver meaningful solutions. Characterized by dragging out simple legislative processes, wasting resources, and producing minimal or misguided results.
1.a-b Example:“That guy pretending to have a broken car for gas money? Total change jangler move.”

2. Example:
“That committee has become a bunch of change janglers — months of debate and still no progress on the housing crisis.”
by Emerald City May 31, 2025
mugGet the Change janglermug.

Trump Change

The 2 trillion released to the public during the coronavirus outbreak.
I wish I could buy toilet paper. At least I will when I get my Trump change.
by OneThirdNerd March 27, 2020
mugGet the Trump Changemug.

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