alaskin top hat

when u take a ethan solis cut off his head and replace it with a flounder.

That bitch got a alaskin top hat done to them like tony danza

by edmiaston19 March 1, 2009

alaskan reading glasses

when you put you testicles in someones bottom eyelid (one per eye)

those alaskan reading glasses made his eyelids streched out

by n genn February 13, 2010

Alaskan Bull Worm

Covering your penis in vanilla ice cream and hate fucking an asshole then eating said asshole.

I gave my girl an Alaskan Bull Worm with sprinkles.

by Severus R. August 29, 2018

Alaskan Bullworm

NAUGHTY SEX .

oh yeah, last night me and my boyfriend were alaskan bullworming it up

by extravagant nungas December 12, 2010

alaska pipeliner

To take a shit, freeze it and reinsert it

bob: I'm bored sexually we should try something new
Melvin: How about an alaska pipeliner!

by Trent!!!!!!!!!! April 12, 2008

Anaskeezeologist

A profession that entails the person being a complete skeez

Wow, DeMars was definitely working as an undercover Anaskeezeologist yesterday.

by Jared83747836484758 April 30, 2008

alaskan mushroom

It's where you gape the woman or man's asshole and stick one or both nuts in the anus

I gave the bitch an Alaskan mushroom last night.

by Alaskanmushroom December 7, 2016