Satire Pony

a master. just a master at satire....to the point you confuse all the other masters.

Rhonda: That guy over there, standing in front of the burning man statue being grumpy is a total snarkle pony.

Jess: No, dear, it's a performance arts piece. He's being a satire pony.

by Misandrist September 29, 2015

Turn-back Pony

A variant of the reverse cowgirl where the girl straddles the man facing away, sticks his dick in her ass and rides vigorously while looking back at her lover, moaning "I'm a pony! I'm a pony!" Ass-slapping is optional but recommended.

Hey Carlos, last night Brittainy did the turn-back pony and I'm still sore. I left hand sized bruises on her ass cheeks tho.

by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023

Cone Pony

Sexy female flaggers on the job site

Holy fuck bro look at them Cone Pony’s! Who’s dick we gotta suck to get them on our job!

by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021

Ponied

To be sucked into defending someone's base because they fell asleep unshielded mid raid and began to be raided themselves.

JT pony Dr.Zarkhov and i were raiding XCOM the other night fighting xcom for their friends goods when pony fell asleep unshielded MID RAID! Had to defend him for 2.5 hours. We got ponied.

by MoðiÞorson October 3, 2023

Show pony

One of the many people/sides getting played by a certain kind of person.

The show pony was not the only person/side getting played by him/her.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2019

Buckle pony

A Horse breeder that only will breed to incentive nominated stallions ( I. E. Pink buckle , ruby buckle , etc )

Client : Is your Stud nominated for Pink buckle or Crown Royal ????

Non-Nominated stallion owner : thinking - Great hears comes another buckle pony 🤦🏼 ♂️

by TopHands April 30, 2022

Ponis

It’s a cooler way of saying penis.

Nice ponis

by Bill gafel May 23, 2025