buddy hire

When a person in a company hiring position hires an old friend or someone they used to work with.
Usually this person turns out to be totally worthless and everyone can see why he or she didn’t have a job in the first place.

"man, who hired that guy?"

"he's a buddy hire."

"oh"

by JimmyJoBo April 16, 2007

line buddy

What you call the people around you when camping for general admission lines if they're willing to hold your spot for you if you need to go eat or use the restroom

I spent like 12 hours camping in the general admissions lines, but it was all good since I had my line buddy to talk to the whole day.

by zuhazana August 30, 2022

Nutty Buddy

The buddy of the nutty. The girl you want to have over, she can be ur buddy, and you can give her ur nutty. And quite the boooootay she has ohyes.

When's ur Nutty Buddy coming over?

by bgulakakaka March 4, 2021

diaper buddy

Friends that you know from your diaper days

I hosted a bachelor party for my diaper buddy

by Joshi (Prasad/Vish) September 22, 2016

starfish buddies

Starfish buddies: two people who enjoy the action of "starfishing," which is the act of wrapping ones limbs around another's head (all limbs being above the shoulders). The starfished buddy often then stands up to enjoy the starfishing. Achieving this optimum starfishing position is similar to how one would get onto the shoulders of another, except from the front.

Pete and Tori were starfish buddies, taking turns star fishing each other's heads.

by ronaldnlucy May 30, 2014

graveyard buddy

relationships that only exist at night (fuck buddy)

yeah he's my graveyard buddy i've seen him the last few nights

by Lexxielynn March 19, 2017

Buddy burger

Gripping your "buddy's" soft dick and balls into your hands together and putting the entire meat station into your mouth in one bite.

A gentleman I met online asked me if he could enjoy my meat station by eating my buddy burger.

by Oral Hamburgler July 11, 2023