Steak-Snake

A beefsteak which has been skillfully fashioned into the shape of a snake. By carefully carving a steak into one long strip, it takes on the likeness of a snake. A stick with a long thread is often attached to the head of the steak-snake so that one can create the illusion that the snake is alive. A steak-snake is suitable as a gift and is often presented to children on Christmas morning after which it quickly becomes their favourite plaything. Children can often be seen playing with steak-snakes well into March/April once the aroma of the steak has become intolerably pungent. It is not out of the ordinary for steak-snakes to be further decorated with a tongue and eyes crafted respectively from carrot and black peppercorns.

David - "I don't know what to get Johnny for Christmas. Do you have any ideas?"

Mark - "Yeah man, make him a steak-snake, kids love steak-snakes."

"I've had it with these motherfucking steaks on this motherfucking plane!"

by I've heard of one. June 6, 2018

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Blade Snake

A mystic and otherworldly persona from the Ghanaian art and music scene. Also known as God Bod: The Purest, The Tempest.

It's been a while since I prayed to Blade Snake.

by DomTheDemon July 16, 2019

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Snake & Bake

Smoking one or more fat joints while gossiping

Hey bro, wanna snake & bake tonight?
Yeee lord, I have some hot a$$ tea to spill!

by SugarSara December 9, 2019

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Solid Snake

Dummy thicc sneaking man

hrngh colonel, im Solid Snake. Big fat ass

by Pizza Hut? More like PIZZA BUT May 22, 2019

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Soak the Snake

When you leave your penis in a woman’s vagina, but don’t move. You soak.

Alternatively, the way Mormons circumvent the prohibition on pre-marital sex.

She let me soak the snake for five hours last night, I thought I was in a sensory depravation tank. Just spit on it my dude.

by Taint long June 1, 2019

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