Larkman King

Title awarded to man in charge on the Larkman Estate, Norwich, UK. King of the Larkmanites, the big man.

Guy #1 - who's that twat
Guy #2 - watch it mate, that's the Larkman King, show some respect.

by KingWeasel October 25, 2018

Keyboard King

Someone who can only talk shit online and makes excuses as to why they won't say their insults through voice and/or video chat.

Troll: Hey fat fucking retard. You gonna kill yourself now or later?
Normie: shut up you keyboard king.

Troll: LMFAOOOOO THIS FUCKING LOSER!!!
Normie: You wanna talk in call or video since you're typing your mouth away?
Troll: Nah I'mma laugh at how ugly you are lmfaoooo.
Normie: point proven. keyboard king.

by ScarletSteed March 2, 2020

King the Sky

To inadvertently, through some form of miscommunication, ejaculate into ones own face.

I was with that new girl and her best friend last night, and I was too embarrassed to say anything so I kinged the sky.

My eyes have been dry ever since your mom made me king the sky.

cum accident your mom

by Karmanaut December 24, 2012

Sneak King

A Burger King video game from 2006 where you get to play as the Burger King. You sneak up on people and give them food.

Jerome: Have you played Sneak King?
Linda: What's that?
Jerome: It's a Burger King video game.
Linda: They have a video game?

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

snack king

Wade S - also known as the snack wizard.

"Who is the snack king?"
"Wade S"

"I know Wade, he is the king of snacks"

by TFT_2016 May 17, 2016

king butter

Typically a larger human. Can probably squat over 350 comfortably. Which is very impressive. Micro-Penis

Person 1: Man he's got a great back squat
Person 2: yeah but King Butter has a micro-penis

by Super Rat 123 August 27, 2017

emerson king

A little bitch

Emerson king is a little bitch

by Xecusas May 18, 2016