Used to describe a story about an Asian trying to get a job at a University IT center. The story was created by SC when he visited an University, looked into the IT center and witnessed an all Asian group running the center. He then described the process of an Asian getting a job there.
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(2) An overweight chic who wears derogatory clothing that makes clear statements that objectify her.
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I laid down in bed after stripping down to my briefs. She straddled me, pinned my wrists above my head, and smiled down at me mischievously. She looked so good in her black tank top and shorts. She let go, leaned over to her drawer, and pulled out a pair of pink, fuzzy handcuffs. *Click* *Click*. Before I knew it, both of my wrists were cuffed between the bars of the headboard right above my head.
I stared at her wide-eyed as she had completely caught me off guard, and turned me on so unexpectedly. She laughed at my reaction before getting off of me. She walked to the foot of the bed and reached underneath to pull out some soft nylon rope. She tied one ankle to each side of the bedpost and left me further immobilized.
She walked next to my side and pulled my briefs down to my thighs, revealing my fully erect cock. It twitched in anticipation of what she would do next. She removed her shorts, and then removed her panties, letting them dangle from her finger. She locked eyes with me and smirked. She leaned over, lowered her panties just above my cock, and then dropped them on to my cock, letting them drape around it.
I laid down in bed after stripping down to my briefs. She straddled me, pinned my wrists above my head, and smiled down at me mischievously. She looked so good in her black tank top and shorts. She let go, leaned over to her drawer, and pulled out a pair of pink, fuzzy handcuffs. *Click* *Click*. Before I knew it, both of my wrists were cuffed between the bars of the headboard right above my head.
I stared at her wide-eyed as she had completely caught me off guard, and turned me on so unexpectedly. She laughed at my reaction before getting off of me. She walked to the foot of the bed and reached underneath to pull out some soft nylon rope. She tied one ankle to each side of the bedpost and left me further immobilized.
She walked next to my side and pulled my briefs down to my thighs, revealing my fully erect cock. It twitched in anticipation of what she would do next. She removed her shorts, and then removed her panties, letting them dangle from her finger. She locked eyes with me and smirked. She leaned over, lowered her panties just above my cock, and then dropped them on to my cock, letting them drape around it.
I gasped at the warm and wet sensation of her panties enveloping my sensitive cock. My cock began twitching and throbbing in response to this sensitive pleasure. I gasped and my entire body shook as she grabbed my cock herself and used her other hand to fully stretch and wrap her panties around it. Her panties felt so tight, wet, and warm wrapped around my cock and I could already feel so much pressure building towards orgasm. She gripped my cock with her hand and began stroking me slowly with her parties. I moaned in pleasure as the warm pressure continued overwhelming me. The satin fabric felt so soft and tingled my cock with so many pleasurable sensations as she continued pumping it.
She then began gradually increasing her speed as she jerked me off. I kept moaning and moaning as I felt a powerful orgasm beginning to build up. She finally started pumping me with her panties as fast as she possibly could. The pressure was too much! I gasped as I came like crazy in her panties and hand with so much force. My wrists and feet shook against the handcuffs and rope that held me down. My entire body was twitching as she continued emptying all of my cum into her panties. Finally, the orgasm subsided, and she removed her now cum-soaked panties from my cock, tossing them aside. “I hope you enjoyed the panty job.” she said to me with a wink and a gentle smile.
She then began gradually increasing her speed as she jerked me off. I kept moaning and moaning as I felt a powerful orgasm beginning to build up. She finally started pumping me with her panties as fast as she possibly could. The pressure was too much! I gasped as I came like crazy in her panties and hand with so much force. My wrists and feet shook against the handcuffs and rope that held me down. My entire body was twitching as she continued emptying all of my cum into her panties. Finally, the orgasm subsided, and she removed her now cum-soaked panties from my cock, tossing them aside. “I hope you enjoyed the panty job.” she said to me with a wink and a gentle smile.
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